Hollywood Squares (Past 1989 to 1998)

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Despite of the Message Board Relocation, we will pick up where we left off, but first let's do a repeat of what we did so far, in full!


September 8, 1989

John Davidson: We want you all to join us on Monday when our guest stars will be…

(Clip from 9/13/1989 Episode)

Shadoe Stevens: From the Center Square Joan Rivers!, From the West End of Plays, Lynn Redgrave, From Growing Pains, Alan Thicke, From Just The Ten of Us, Bill Kirchenbauer, From the Northwest Side, Jim J. Bullock, From Kids Incorporated, Stacy Ferguson, From Golden Girls, Betty White, From Stand-Up Comic Crap, Wil Shriner, And Me I'm Shadoe Stevens!

(End Clip)

John: Goodbye and in just a moment as we wind up our third season your going to meet our wonderful staff, thanks for joining us

And so it ended as everyone singing "Happy Trails to You" at the end to conclude the third season, as season 4 starts on September 11, 1989 on Monday while on Thursday, September 14, 1989 on Syndication while USA (Cable Network) will air reruns from Season 1.

So will pick up where we left off real soon with the first episode of Season 4

(Note: This is a Free For All Fanfic about this show in which they should past 1989, and hopefully Tom Bergeron will take over until 2004.)

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First Episode
OAD: 9/11/1989

(1986-1989 opening theme)

Shadoe Stevens: From the Center Square Joan Rivers!, From the West End of Plays, Lynn Redgrave, From Growing Pains, Alan Thicke, From Just The Ten of Us, Bill Kirchenbauer, From the Northwest Side, Jim J. Bullock, From Kids Incorporated, Stacy Ferguson, From Golden Girls, Betty White, From Stand-Up Comic Crap, Wil Shriner, And for the 586th Time I'm Shadoe Stevens!, And we are The New Hollywood Squares!

(Cheers and Applause)

Shadoe: And here's your host now on his 4th season, John Davidson!

(Cheers and Applause)

John: Thank You and Welcome to the 4th season of The New Hollywood Squares, and we're staying here at Universal Studios in Hollywood, California for the 2nd time!

(Loud Cheers and Applause)

John: JM J Bullock is Back, American Top 40's Shadoe Stevens is Back, and i'm back too!, as well as our returning champion from last season who has won $1,000 Katrina Misher on the O, please tell us about yourself!

Katrina: I'm From North Carolina now i live in here Los Angeles and i engaged to a nice guy.

John Davidson: Welcome back to Hollywood Squares, Katrina. Opposing her in the X position is Greg Hopkins, an energy demonstrator from Waverly, Ohio. Greg, welcome to Hollywood Squares!

Greg: Thank you, John.

John: Now, I was shocked when I heard from our producers that you watch this show. It also says here that you were a contestant on Jeopardy! How did you do?

Greg: I won 1 game for $9,600 and was involved in a 3-way tie for $0 on my second day, which cost me my championship. So, hopefully I'll do better here.

John: Good luck to both of our players. Here's how we play the game. The object of the game is to get 3 stars in a row either across, up and down or diagonally and you have to figure out wether the answers the stars are giving are correct or if they're making one up, that's how you get the squares. Greg, you lead off, pick a square.

Greg: I'll start Season 4 with Jim J. Bullock.

John: Jim J. Bullock from ALF, New season starts Monday, September 18th @ 8:00 on NBC! Jim, in a recent survey, 66% of Hungarians compared to 20% of Americans said doing this was needed to be fufilled. Doing what?

Jim: Seeing Wayne Newton live! (audience laughs) No wait, I know this one, it's having a child.

Greg: I agree

John: Having A Child, X gets the square. Katrina, over to you.

Katrina: I'll go to the Top-Left corner and Betty White.

John: Betty White from the Golden Girls! New episodes start September 23rd at 9:00 on NBC! Betty, If your dog is emitting a high-pitched bark, what are they trying to tell you?

Betty: They're saying that Bob Barker's at the door with a chainsaw! (Audience laughter) hmm, Wil Shriner's barking at me, I'll say that they are in danger.

Katrina: I agree.

Betty: YOU FOOL!

John: It means they want to play, X gets the square. Greg, where to?

Greg: Lynn Redgrave for the win!

John: Lynn Redgrave for Game #1! Lynn, as of January 1, 1989, what is the population of the world to the nearest billion?

Lynn: To the nearest billion? Alright, I'll say 5 billion.

Greg: I agree.


John: X gets the win! (Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 win cue) Greg, you have $500 and Game #1. Game #2 comes up right after this on Hollywood Squares! Stay right there!

(commercial break)

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(Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 Secret Square Prize Cue)

John: Welcome Back, and it's time for our Secret Square Game, because we will do something different beginning this season, but first what prize are we going to win, Shadoe?

Shadoe: It's a Bedroom Group, John!

(Audience Oohs)

Shadoe: From Bassett, This 18th Century style savannah quartz sweet is made of solid mahogany with this satin finish for style and grace from Vaughn-Bassett and for a comfortable night sleep this new mattress set from Englander Sleep Products this luxurious queen sized mattress has unique continuous correlated interspring system for a good night sleep and good mornings from Englander worth $4,700!

John: Wow, A Nice Secret Square Prize but if it's not won we will add it to the Secret Square Stash along with more prizes, so let's see our secret square to our home audience only

(Secret Square is shown to the Home Audience)

John: Okay, Katrina you will go first.


Katrina: I'll start with Joan Rivers.

John Davidson: Joan Rivers! Joan, True or False: Agent 86's first name on Get Smart was Roger.

Joan Rivers: True

Katrina: Disagree

John: It was Maxwell Smart, played by Don Adams. Circle gets the square. Greg, over to you.

Greg: Lynn Redgrave, please.

(Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 Secret Square cue)

John: That's the Secret Square! Lynn, what is the opening to the Nickelodeon game show Double Dare?

Lynn: Ready, Aim, Fire! No, it's On Your Mark, Get Set, Go!

Greg: I agree.

John: It is On Your Mark, Get Set, GO! X gets the square and the Secret Square Stash! Katrina, your choice.

Katrina: Shadoe Stevens

John: Shadoe Stevens, our announcer and host of American Top 40 Countdown! Shadoe, as of September 1st, 1989, who is the all-time leader in Home Runs for Major League Baseball?

Shadoe: Jim J. Bullock? No, wait. This is easy. It's Jose Canseco.

Katrina: I agree

Shadoe: YOU FOOL!

John: Hank Aaron, X gets the square. Greg, over to you.

Greg: Alan Thicke, please.

John: Alan Thicke from Growing Pains! New episodes start Wednesday, September 20th at 8:00 PM on ABC! Alan, a bail bond is equal to what percentage of the actual bail amount?

Alan: 10%

Greg: I agree.

John: 10%, X gets the square. Katrina, your turn.

Katrina: Stacy Ferguson to block.

John: Stacy Ferguson from Kids Incorporated! Stacy, Comedians have been using this gag item for years. The Luftus Novelty Supply Company in Utah is the only US manufacturer of them. What is it?

Stacy: The Whoopie Coushin

Katrina: I agree.

Stacy: YOU FOOL!

John: It was the Rubber Chicken. Greg, can't give you that one, you have to earn it.

Greg: Stacy Ferguson to win.

John: Alright, Stacy: What is the iconic theme song of the Harlem Golbetrotters?

Stacy: Sweet Georgia Brown and I'm not bluffing.

Greg: I agree.

John: X gets the square and Game #2! (Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 win cue) Score is now Greg: $1,000, Katrina: $0. Game #3 is worth $1,000 and we'll play Game #3 after this commercial time-out.

(commercial break)

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(Cheers and Applause, 1986-1989 Hollywood Squares Audience Plug cue)

Shadoe Stevens: All Contestants on Hollywood Squares were selected from the Studio Audience on a raffle draw, if you want to take part in the Audience and hopefully win lots of money and a new car write to…

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES
Tickets…
Universal City, CA
91608
1-800-UNIVERSAL

Shadoe: Or Call Us at 1-800-UNIVERSAL for Prices, Directions and Park Info at Universal Studios Hollywood, Ok John!

John: Thanks, Shadoe Stevens well Katrina you can equal your score as we play catchup, so pick a square.

Katrina: I'll start with Joan Rivers.

John Davidson: Joan Rivers! Joan, Pete Rose has been banned from Baseball for doing what?

Joan: Trying to Record an Episode of Jeopardy with Alex Trebek! (audience laughs) Ok, allegations of illegal gambling

Katrina: I Agree

John: It is allegations of illegal gambling, theres an O for you, Greg It's Your Turn.

Greg: Jim J. Bullock, please.

John Davidson: Jim J. Bullock! Jim, where is the Pro Football Hall of Fame located?

Jim: On Joan Rivers' nose! (audience laughs) No, wait. I think it's Cooperstown, NY.

Greg: I disagree

John: Canton, Ohio. X gets the square. Katrina?

Katrina: I'll go to Betty White.

John: Betty White! Betty, what long running game show was your husband, Allen Ludden, the host of?

Betty: Hollywood Squares

Katrina: I disagree

John: It was Password, another Circle for you. Over to Greg now.

Greg: Shadoe Stevens to block, please.

John: Hey, Shadoe! Shadoe, who composed the theme song to Nickelodeon's popular game show Double Dare?

Shadoe: Joan Rivers? No, it was Edd Kalehoff.

Greg: I agree.

John: Edd Kalehoff, X gets the block. Katrina, pick a square.

Katrina: Stacy Ferguson, please.

John: Alright. Stacy, in Hawaii, the word Aloha means what two things?

Stacy: Hello and Goodbye

Katrina: I agree

John: Hello and Goodbye. Circle gets that one. Greg?

Greg: Wil Shriner to block.

John: Wil Shriner! Wil, what phrase ended each and every Hawaii Five-O episode?

Wil: Book 'em Danno!

Greg: I agree.

John: It was Book 'em Danno! X gets the square. Katrina?

Katrina: Bill Kirtchenbauer for a 5-suare win, please.

John: Bill Kirtchenbauer from Just the Ten of Us! New episodes start September 22nd @ 9:30 on ABC! Bill, why are 6 NHL teams called the "Original Six" ?

Bill: Beacuse they were the first six teams in the NHL.

Katrina: I agree.

John: You have a 5-square win! Circle gets gets the square! (Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 win cue) Game #4 is worth $2,000 and it's coming up after this.

(commercial break)

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(Commercial Outro)

John Davidson: We're Back, and we will not going to have enough time to play Round 4, we will have 1 quick question before who will play for the car, Greg do it pick a square

Greg: Joan Rivers

John: Joan Rivers (applause), here's the question Who is the coach of the Los Angeles Raiders?

Joan Rivers: Mike Shanahan

Greg: I Agree

John: It's Mike Shanahan, X Gets the square and that's the last question, time to add up the scores, but i see that Greg is our new champion with $1,200!

(Hollywood Squares game win cue)

John: Unfortuneatly, Katrina you've won $1,000 plus another $1,000 you've won from last season for a grand total of $2,000 thank you Katrina.

Katrina: Your welcome

(Applause)

John: Well Greg this is it, well you've won $1,200 and you are going to start one of 5 cars, so this week you will be playing for one of these Fords, will you try the Escort, how about the Taurus, and how about the Thunderbird, and next up is the Probe, and finally the Mustang!, Greg what will you pick?

Greg: I'll try the Probe

John: He Chose the Ford Probe, now one of our nine celebries has the key that will start the car, which star will you pick?

Greg: Lynn Redgrave

John: Well Greg chose Lynn Redgrave and her key, will be right back after this!

(commercial break)

(Back from Commercial)

Shadoe: Now back to Hollywood Squares and JOHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN DAVIDSON!!!!!!!!

John Davidson: Thank you, Shadoe Stevens. Greg Hopkins is our new champion, he's won 1 game for $1,200 and now he's going for a new Ford Probe. Will you please tell us about it, Shadoe?

Shadoe: Sure will, John. The 1989 Ford Probe comes complete with 6-disc CD changer, 346 horsepower, leather seats and aluminum alloy wheels. The Probe, furnished by Ford Motor Company. John, back to you.

John: Thank you, Shadoe. The Ford Probe is worth $8,194. Greg, on the count of 3, you're going to put that key into the ignition and see if it starts the car. Ready? Audience, count with us! 1!.... 2!.....3! Turn the Key, Greg!

(motor revs)

(Scrabble Stopper cue)

John: Well, you all know what that sound means, it means you have the wrong key. Let's see what car would have started today. (Festiva lights up) It was the Ford Festiva. So very sorry about that, Greg. Lynn Redgrave's key is now out of play and tomorrow, you will have a 1 in 8 chance of winning a new car. Will you be back tomorrow, Greg?

Greg: Sure will, John.

John: Greg will be back, our stars will be back and I hope you'll be back tomorrow as well. Until next time, this is John Davidson saying see you next time on Hollywood Squares! Good night, everyone!

Shadoe Stevens: Promotional Consideration provided by:

(cut to John Davidson with new champion Greg Hopkins)

contestants must meet eligibility requirments. celebrity guests have been briefed as to subject material proir to taping. portions of the porgram not affecting the final outcome of the game may have been edited.

The following companies have paid a promotional fee to the production company for their promotion on the air:

JOSEPH ENTERPRISES
LEVER BROTHERS
PEP BOYS
GOODYEAR TIRE & RUBBER CO.
WYETH CONSUMER HEALTHCARE
BARNES & NOBLE
SHERWIN-WILLIAMS

John Davidson's wardrobe provided by:

THE MEN'S STORE AT SEARS

Executive Producer
Rick Rosner


Supervising Producer
E.V. Di Massa Jr.

Directed by
Bob Loudin

Associate Producer
Naomi Grossman

Associate Director
Steve Grant

Music Composed by
Stormy Sacks

Researcher
David Lawrence

Produced at
Universal Studios Hollywood



Copyright
Century Towers Productions 1989
all rights reserved

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Shadoe Stevens: From the Center Square Joan Rivers!, From Golden Girls, Betty White, From the West End of England, Lynn Redgrave, From Growing Pains, Alan Thicke, From the Northwest Side, Jim J. Bullock, From the Big Apple Stand-Up Comedy, Wil Shriner, From Kids Incorporated, Stacy Ferguson, From Just The Ten of Us, Bill Kirchenbauer, And Me I'm Shadoe Stevens!, we are The New Hollywood Squares!

(Cheers and Applause)

Shadoe: And here's your host, John Davidson!

(Cheers and Applause)

John: Thank you Shadoe!, And welcome to the New Hollywood Squares, hello stars!

Stars: Hi John

John: Ok, It's Tuesday out here and we're going to meet our Champion who is Greg Hopkins who has won $1,200 and today you will have a 1 in 8 chance of winning a new car, is that right, Greg?

Greg: Of Course

John: Alright, good luck to you. Opposing you is Janie Litras, a dental assistant from right here in Los Angeles. Janie, welcome! Tell the stars something about yourself.

Janie: Well, my name is Janie Litras. I am from Los Angeles, California, I work as a dental assistant for a crazy Polish dentist and I was a former contestant on Press Your Luck.

John: Did you beat the Whammies?

Janie: No, John. A man by the name of Michael Larson beat me.

John: Good luck to you, I hope you do better here on Hollywood Squares. The object of the game is to get 3 stars in a row either across, up and down or diagonally. Our players have to figure out wether the answers the stars are giving are correct or if they are bluffing, that's how you get the squares. Greg, you're the champ, you start.

Greg: Jim J. Bullock, please.

John: Jim J. Bullock! Jim, what significance does 1918 have if you are a Boston Red Sox fan?

Jim: That's the year you were in Boston! (audience laughs) No, I know this one. It's the last time that they won a World Series.

Greg: I agree

John: The last time the Red Sox won a World Series was 1918, X gets the square. Janie, you're up.

Janie: Joan Rivers, please.

John: Joan Rivers! Joan, its French designer named it the Atom because of its small size and the explosive effect a woman would have when wearing it. Today it's better known as...

Joan: The Tube Top

Janie: I agree

Joan: YOU FOOL!

John: It was the Bikini. X gets the square. Greg, you're up.

Greg: Shadoe Stevens to win.

John: Shadoe Stevens for the win! Shadoe, what is the most advertised product of all time?

Shadoe: The Chia Pet

Greg: I agree

John: X gets the win! It is the Chia Pet! $500 to Greg, 2nd game is also worth $500 and we'll play that game when we return to Hollywood Squares. Stay right there!

(commercial break)

(Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 Secret Square Prize Cue)

John: Game Number 2, is always our Secret Square Game, The player who chooses that square will win the Secret Square Stash which will start over again with a nice prize package so Shadoe tell us about it?

Shadoe: John, this time around, the Secret Square Stash includes a trip to New York City! You and a guest will fly round-trip coach from Los Angeles to New York City aboard American Airlines for a 7-night stay at the Plaza Hotel, New York's most prestigious hotel. Enjoy the best New York has to offer, courtesey of Hollywood Squares! Retail value: $6,400! John, back to you.

John Davidson: Let's show the home audience who the Secret Square is.

(Secret Square is shown)

John: Now you know. Greg, start us off, please.

Greg: Jim J. Bullock, please.

(Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 Secret Square cue)

John: That's the Secret Square! Jim, beside you is a football helmet. This helmet comes from the NFL team that won the first 2 Super Bowls. Name the team.

Jim: The Indianapolis Colts

Greg: I disagree.

John: It was the Green Bay Packers. X gets the Square and the Secret Square Stash! Janie, your turn.

Janie: I'll go to Joan Rivers.

John: Joan Rivers! Joan, as of September 1, 1989, what is the longest running crime drama show on television?

Joan: Gunsmoke

Janie: I agree.

John: Gunsmoke it is. Circle gets the square. Greg?

Greg: I'll got to the top-left corner and Alan Thicke.

John: Alan Thicke from Growing Pains! Alan, what Muppets character sang "It's Not Easy Being Green"

Alan: Fonzie? No, it was Miss Piggy.

Greg: I disagree.

John: Kermit the Frog. X gets the square. Janie?

Janie: Betty White to block.

John: Betty White from Golden Girls! Betty, what computer tycoon is credited with the creation of the Internet?

Betty: Wayne Newton? No, no. I know this one. It's Steve Jobs.

Janie: I agree.

Betty: YOU FOOL!

John: It was Bill Gates. Greg, we can't give you that one, gotta earn it yourself.

Greg: Betty White for the win.

John: Alright, Betty. Betty, what comic book superhero has a power ring that he charges every 24 hours?

Betty: The Green Hornet

Greg: I disagree.

John: The Green Lantern. X gets the win! Greg, you have $1,000. Janie is yet to score. Janie, you can even things up in game #3 after this on Hollywood Squares!

(commercial break)

(Cheers and Applause, 1986-1989 Hollywood Squares Audience Plug cue)

Shadoe Stevens: All Contestants on Hollywood Squares were chosen from the Studio Audience, if you want free tickets to the show, send us a self address stamped envelope and write to...

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES
Tickets…
Universal City, CA
91608
1-800-UNIVERSAL

Shadoe: Or Call to get the tickets at Universal Studios and see this show live, okay John?

John: Okay, In case if we can't complete our last game at the sound of this horn

(Horn Sounds)

John: Will Finish this question and each X & O on the board worth $200 so Janie you will go first

Janie: I'll start with Jim J. Bullock.

John Davidson: Jim J. Bullock! Jim, before being known as the 76ers, the Philadelphia NBA team was located in Syracuse, NY and known as...

Jim J. Bullock: The Flyers

Janie: I disagree

John: The Nationals, Circle gets the square. Greg?

Greg: Joan Rivers, please.

John: Joan Rivers! Joan, name the 2 men behind Scooby-Doo.

Joan: Jim J. Bullock and Alan Thicke. No, William Hanna and David Barbera.

Greg: I agree.

John: William Hanna and JOSEPH Barbera. Circle gets the square. Janie?

Janie: Shadoe Stevens to win!

John: Shadoe Stevens! Shadoe, who played Robin opposite Adam West's Batman on the TV series BATMAN?

Shadoe: Burt Ward

Janie: I agree.

John: You win Game #3! Circle gets the square!

(car horn)

That sound means that we are out of time. Since we are in a tie game, we will go to Janie for 1 final question. Janie?

Janie: Joan Rivers, please.

John: Alright. Joan, fill in the blank: Where there's smoke, there's __________.

Joan: Fire

Janie: I Disagree

John: It was Fire. X gets the square and the game! Greg, you have another $1,200 plus $11,100 in prizes plus $1,200 from yesterday gives you a total of $13,500 in cash and prizes and you'll be picking the car you'll be playing for after this!

(commercial break)

(Commercial Outro)

John Davidson: We're back and during the commercial break Greg has decided to play for the Mustang Convertible and he chose Jim as his good luck celebrity, Shadoe tell us about the Convertible!

Shadoe: The 1989 Ford Mustang LX Convertible comes with aggressive styling equipped performance and includes standard features plus Custom Equipment Group, Special Evalued group, white sidewall tires and California Emission, John?

John: That Ford Mustang LX Convertible has a Value of $12,327. Greg, on the count of 3, you're going to put that key into the ignition and see if it starts the car. Ready? Audience, count with us! 1!.... 2!.....3! Turn the Key, Greg!

(motor revs)

(Big Bells, Sirens and Car Horns sound out)

(Wild Cheers and applause)

(Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 Bonus Round Win Cue)

(Balloons fall on the stage)

John: You got the car will add to the $13,500 you won that means you are leaving here with $25,827 and you will be back for the Hollywood Squares Challenge of Champions!

Greg: Oh Yeah

John: Thank you stars, will see you tomorrow on the new Hollywood Squares good bye!

(Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 Closing Theme)


Shadoe Stevens: Promotional Consideration provided by:

(cut to John Davidson with Greg in the car)

contestants must meet eligibility requirments. celebrity guests have been briefed as to subject material prior to taping. portions of the porgram not affecting the final outcome of the game may have been edited.

The following companies have paid a promotional fee to the production company for their promotion on the air:


JOSEPH ENTERPRISES
LEVER BROTHERS
PEP BOYS
GOODYEAR TIRE & RUBBER CO.
WYETH CONSUMER HEALTHCARE
BARNES & NOBLE
SHERWIN-WILLIAMS


John Davidson's wardrobe provided by:

THE MEN'S STORE AT SEARS

Executive Producer
Rick Rosner


Supervising Producer
E.V. Di Massa Jr.

Directed by
Bob Loudin

Associate Producer
Naomi Grossman

Associate Director
Steve Grant

Music Composed by
Stormy Sacks

Researcher
David Lawrence

Produced at
Universal Studios Hollywood



Copyright
Century Towers Productions 1989
all rights reserved

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(Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 intro cue)

Shadoe Stevens: From the Center Square Joan Rivers!, From Golden Girls, Betty White, From the West End of England, Lynn Redgrave, From Growing Pains, Alan Thicke, From ALF, Jim J. Bullock, From the Big Apple Stand-Up Comedy, Wil Shriner, From Kids Incorporated, Stacy Ferguson, From Just The Ten of Us, Bill Kirchenbauer, And Me I'm Shadoe Stevens!, we are The New Hollywood Squares!

(Cheers and Applause as the theme music plays)

Shadoe Stevens: And here's your host, JOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN DAVIDSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

(cheers and applause)

John Davidson: Ah hah! Thank you very much! Thank you, Shadoe Stevens, the man, the voice. We're so glad you could tune us in, thank you for turning on Hollywood Squares today. Hello, Squares.

Stars: Hi, John!

John: It's Wednesday here on Hollywood Squares and we have 2 new players since our former champion, Greg Hopkins, won the car yesterday, leaving with over $22,000 in cash and prizes. Let's meet our 2 players who will be playing Hollywood Squares today. We have Larry Toffler in the X position today. Larry, Welcome! Tell the stars something about yourself.

Larry: Well, John, I am 22 years old from Los Angeles, California and I am a tour guide here at Universal Studios Hollywood. I was also host of a game show last year.

John: Really? What show were you the host of?

Larry: It was a kids game show for Nickelodeon called Finders Keepers.

John: How did it go?

Larry: Not too good.

John: Well, I hope you do well here today. Opposing you in the Circle position is Dan Avila. Dan, welcome. Tell the stars something about yourself.

Dan: Well, I am a college profesor at the University of Georgia originally from Montana, I now live in Duluth, Georgia and I'm here to win that car!

John: Well, good luck to the both of you. Here's how we play Hollywood Squares. The object of the game is to get 3 stars in a row either across, up and down or diagonally and you have to figure out whether the answers the stars are giving are correct or if they are making one up, that's how you get the squares. Larry, you won the coin toss backstage, you'll start us off.

Larry: Joan Rivers, please.

John: Joan Rivers! Joan, What does the year 1917 mean if you are a White Sox fan?

Joan: That's the year you were in the South Side of Chicago! (audience laughs) No, I know this one. It's the last time they went to the World Series.

Larry: I disagree.

John: It was the last time the White Sox won a World Series. X gets the square. Dan?

Dan: Jim J. Bullock.

John: Jim J. Bullock from ALF! Jim, what announcer is famous for saying "in a world..."

Jim: John Madden

Dan: I agree

Jim: YOU FOOL!

John: Don LaFontaine. X gets the square. Larry?

Larry: Shadoe Stevens for the win.

John: Shadoe Stevens! Shadoe, what song has made the American Top 40 countdown for the most consecutive weeks?

Shadoe: Burnin' Love by Elvis Presley.

Larry: I agree

John: Burnin' Love by Elvis Presley! X gets the square and Game #1! Game #2 is also worth $500 and is the Secret Square game. We'll play Game #2 after this. Stay Right Where You Are!

(commercial break)

(Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 Secret Square Prize Cue)

John: Game Number 2, is always our Secret Square Game, The player who chooses that square will win the Secret Square Stash which will start over again with a nice prize package so Shadoe tell us about it?

Shadoe: A Dining Room Set!

Shadoe: From Ashley Furniture Co., This 18th Century Style Dining Room set features a specially designed pine table, oak chairs and is backed by a lifetime warranty. Retail Value: $2,700!

John Davidson: Alright, Let's show our home audience who the Secret Square is.

(Secret Square is shown)

John: Now you know. Larry, you lead off.

Larry: Lynn Redgrave, please.

John: Lynn Redgrave! Lynn, what daytime star published a book entitled "Temporary Insanity" ?

Lynn: Jay Johnstone

Larry: I agree

John: X gets the square, it was Jay Johnstone. Dan?

Dan: Joan Rivers, please.

John: Joan Rivers! Joan, what TV series popularized the "no socks look" ?

Joan: 21 Jump Street?

Dan: I agree

John: It was Miami Vice, X gets the square. Larry?

Larry: Bill Kirchenbauer for the win!

John: Bill Kirchenbauer! Bill, what is Georgia's state fruit?

Bill: The Peach

Larry: I agree.

John: The Peach. X gets Game #2! Just for the record The Secret Square that time was Alan Thicke, now for Game #3 is where you can even things up, Dan. It's coming up after this!

(commercial break)


(Cheers and Applause, 1986-1989 Hollywood Squares Audience Plug cue)

Shadoe Stevens: All Contestants on Hollywood Squares were chosen from the Studio Audience, if you want free tickets to the show, send us a self address stamped envelope and write to...

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES
Tickets…
Universal City, CA
91608
1-800-UNIVERSAL

Shadoe: Or Call to get the tickets at Universal Studios and see this show live, okay John?

John: Okay, In case if we can't complete our last game at the sound of this horn

(Horn Sounds)

John: Will Finish this question and each X & O on the board worth $200 so Dan you go first.

Dan: I'll start with Joan Rivers.

John: Joan Rivers! Joan, what direction is anything north of the North Pole?

Joan: Anything north of the North Pole?

John: Yes, North of the North Pole

Joan: That would be north.

Dan: I disagree.

John: It's South, Circle gets the square. Larry?

Larry: Bill Kirchenbauer, please.

John: Bill Kirchenbauer! Bill, what color is the $5,000 wedge on Wheel of Fortune?

Bill: Yellow?

Larry: I agree.

John: Actually, it's Silver, Circle gets the square. Dan?

Dan: Lynn Redgrave for the win.

John: Lynn Redgrave for Game #3! Lynn, who wore #88 for the Pittsburgh Steelers?

Lynn: Lynn Swann

Dan: I agree.

John: Circle gets Game #3!

(car horn)

John: That sound means that we are running short on time, so we'll go to Larry for one final question. Larry, pick a square.

Larry: Jim J. Bullock, please.

John: Jim J. Bullock from ALF! Jim, in basketball, what is it called when an offensive or defensive player stops the ball on its descent towards the basket?

Jim: Basket Interference

Larry: I agree.

John: It was either Basket Interference or Goaltending, X gets the win! Dan, you played a great game and have $1,000 to show for it, congratulations. Thank you for joining us on Hollywood Squares. Larry, time for you to choose the car you'll be playing for!

Larry: Alright, I choose the Escort and my good luck celebrity will be Bill Kirchenbauer.

John: Alright, we'll be back with the Bonus Game after this on Hollywood Squares!

(commercial break)

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(Commercial Outro)

John Davidson: We're back and during the commercial break Larry selected a brand new car he selected the Mustang Convertible and picks Bill as his good luck celebrity, Shadoe tell us about the Convertible!

Shadoe: The 1989 Ford Mustang LX Convertible comes with aggressive styling equipped performance and includes standard features plus Custom Equipment Group, Special Evalued group, white sidewall tires and California Emission, John?

John: That Mustang has a value of $12,327, let's hope you win it, Larry, on the count of 3, you're going to put that key into the ignition and see if it starts the car. (drumroll) Ready? Audience, count with us! 1!.... 2!.....3!


(motor revs)

(Big Bells, Sirens and Car Horns sound out)

(Wild Cheers and applause)

(Hollywood Squares 1986-1989 Bonus Round Win Cue)

(Balloons fall on the stage)

John: Larry is in the Tournament because we have a 2nd Straight Car win to Kick off Season 4 this week, we will play at you tomorrow on Hollywood Squares, see you on Thursday!

(Applause)

Shadoe Stevens: Promotional Consideration provided by:

(cut to John Davidson with Larry in the Car)

contestants must meet eligibility requirments. celebrity guests have been briefed as to subject material prior to taping. portions of the porgram not affecting the final outcome of the game may have been edited.

The following companies have paid a promotional fee to the production company for their promotion on the air:


JOSEPH ENTERPRISES
LEVER BROTHERS
PEP BOYS
GOODYEAR TIRE & RUBBER CO.
WYETH CONSUMER HEALTHCARE
BARNES & NOBLE
SHERWIN-WILLIAMS


John Davidson's wardrobe provided by:

THE MEN'S STORE AT SEARS

Executive Producer
Rick Rosner


Supervising Producer
E.V. Di Massa Jr.

Directed by
Bob Loudin

Associate Producer
Naomi Grossman

Associate Director
Steve Grant

Music Composed by
Stormy Sacks

Researcher
David Lawrence

Produced at
Universal Studios Hollywood



Copyright
Century Towers Productions 1989
all rights reserved

There you go Episode 3 is in the books, 2 new contestants take over on the 4th Episode, Stay Tuned it's Free 4 All in the board!

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Uh, have you got a 4th episode, yet?

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[athleticsfan08]

Uh-Oh, I'm Late we could do Episode 4, so PTH123 will you do the first segment?, please reply here.

[PTH123]

Oh, no! My first segment got disappeared! And I may have to start over or someone else may do it, Including athleticsfan08.

[PTH123]

I'm resetting this first segment. Here goes. This is my idea for an episode of Hollywood Squares:

(1986-1989 opening theme)

Shadoe: From the Center Square, Joan Rivers!, From Growing Pains, Alan Thicke, From Golden Girls, Betty White, From the Stand-Up Comedy, Wil Shriner, From the Northwest Side Jm J. Bullock, From Kids Incorporated Stacy Ferguson, From Just The Ten Of Us, Bill Kirchenbauer, From The West End of England, Lynn Redgrave, And me I'm Shadoe Stevens! We are The New Hollywood Squares!

(Cheers and applause)

Shadoe: And here's your host, JOHN DAVIDSON!

(Cheers and applause)

John: Thank you, Shadoe Stevens. Hello, and welcome to The New Hollywood Squares. Hello, Squares.

Stars: Hi, John!

John: Well, I see. We had a champion named Larry Toffler, who won a car yesterday and around $14,000 in cash. We gave away Two cars in a row yesterday. So, let's see if we could do it for Three in a row. Now let's say hello to Two new contestants on the Hollywood Squares. Starting on my right on Mrs. Circle is Tiffany Cushing, please tell us about yourself.

Tiffany: I'm from New York City, NY and I'm a high school math teacher.

John: Welcome to The New Holywood Squares. Opposing her in the X position is Jared Slinger. Please, tell us about yourself.

Jared: I'm from Des Moines, IA. And I'm a writer.

John: And what do you do for writing, Jared?

Jared: I write Mystery Novels and Local Television Commercials.

John: Welcome to the New Hollywood Squares, Jared. And good luck to both of you players. Here's how we play the game, the object of the game is to get Three squares in---

Bill: No, wait a minute, John.

John: Now what, Bill?

Bill: Is it okay if I explain the rules of the game, please?

John: Well, Sure. Go ahead, Bill

Bill: All right, The object of the game... Is to get Three squares... In a row either Across, Up and Down or Diagonally... And they have to figure out weather the answers... the stars are giving correct or if they're making one up... The first Two games are worth $500. Then the Third round... Then the Third round would be $1,000. Then after that, Who ever has the most money gets to drive away in those Ford Mustangs.

(John and the Audience laughs, Cheers and applause)

John: Now, Isn't that something for Bill? Thanks for explaining the rules, Bill.

Bill: Anytime, John.

John: Jared, you lead off, Pick a square.

Jared: Okay, I'm starting with Joan Rivers, Please.

John: Joan Rivers. Hosting her own Television talk show in New York City. Joan, Which movie star has been nominated Five times for an Academy Award but never won one?

Joan: Oh, I think I know this one. Uh, Meryl Streep.

Jared: I agree.

John: A movie star has nominated Five times for an Academy Award but never won one. It was Meryl Streep. X gets the square.

And this is how I see the episode going.