Ultimate Game Show Announcer Survivor XIX: One Shy of an Even Twenty

[alex8899]

Thirty sexy Asian women in knee-high boots!

... ... ...

(faints)

(three minutes later, after regaining consciousness...)
Triple Vote Day:

• My costume: (puts on sunglasses) Horatio Caine. (YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)
• Treat for Shelly: The message board equivalent of pepper spray. You can use it on any fanb01z who ignore your GSN Words of Wisdom.
• Treat for fandude41: A date with Kari Byron
• Treat for MDCSWildcats86: MP3's of all the "jukebox songs" you play on your Ultimate Survivor games.

Vote: Paul Boland, Jim Isaics, and Dan Daniels

[fandude41]

My Costume: The late, great, Gene Rayburn. (My pogo avatar)

Shelly: A contract to be on Top Gear.
Alex: A date with Lucy Liu.
Wildcat Nate: Master Copies of Any 10 songs of his choosing.

Votes: Jerry Bishop, Cramer, and Joe Liss.

[MDCSWildcats86]

Costume: St. Louis Browns uniform (20th century baseball team)

Tattooed's treat: A matching wardrobe (color of your choice)

Alex's treat: Tickets to a concert of his choosing between now and December 31, 2012.

Fandude Nate's treat: A new-improved computer monitor.

PS: Thanks for the treats, people.

Joe Liss Sandy Hoyt Doc Holliday

[tattooed]

Update, anyone?

75 remain with one frozen and nine in the zone. You know what comes next!

* * * * *

Colin Quinn ~ 1
Stacey Hayes ~ 1
Jonathan Mangum ~ 1
Bob Hilton ~ 1
Valerie Miller ~ 1
Tiffany Bolton ~ 1
Jim McKrell ~ 2
Julie Claire ~ 2
Jackie Taylor ~ 1
Bob Clayton ~ 1
Don Pardo ~ 2X
Jim Isaics ~ 2
Jack Narz ~ 5
Rod Chalabois ~ 2
Jack Clark ~ 5 (two days)
Shadoe Stevens ~ 4X
Roger Muir ~ 2
Alan Kalter ~ 3
Alan Dedicoat ~ 2
Jennifer Lyall ~ 1
Mark Driscoll ~ 1
Bill McCord ~ 3
Colin McFarlane ~ 1
Bill Armstrong ~ 2
Margeaux McKenzie ~ 2
Edd Hall ~ 4
Dusty Martell ~ 2
Gary Kroeger ~ 3
Jeff Davis ~ 2X
Amber Bonasso ~ 2
Joe Seiter ~ 1
Matt Price ~ 4
Jim Thompson ~ 2
Joe Conklin ~ 1
David Bret Grier ~ 2
Ernie Anderson ~ 2
Sandy Hoyt ~ 2
John Causier ~ 2
Charlie Glaize ~ 2
Doc Holliday ~ 4
Bill Berry ~ 3
Michael Hanks ~ 2
Steve O'Brien ~ 2
Dean Hill ~ 5
Don Preiss ~ 2
Maria Milito ~ 3
Nick Nicholson ~ 3
Paul Boland ~ 3
Brian Cummings ~ 2
Chuck Reilly ~ 4
Jerry Bishop ~ 3
Dave Williams ~ 2
Randy West ~ 3
Bill Wendell ~ 2
Dan Daniels ~ 3
Bob Ridgely ~ 2
John Cramer ~ 6
David H. Lawrence XVII ~ 1X
Ken Ryan ~ 3
Brad Aldous ~ 4
Art James ~ 3
Charlie Tuna ~ 4
Chris Zito ~ 5
Joe Liss ~ 6
Dick Heatherton ~ 3
John C. Webber ~ 3
Dave Devall ~ 3
[John] Harvey ~ 3
JD Roberto ~ 5*
Lindsey Stoddart ~ 5
Steve Day ~ 5
John "Tiny" Hurley ~ 2!
John Moschitta ~ 2!
Michelle Roth ~ 4
Steve White ~ 5! [C = extra BD]

Vote aggregate: 7 | Zone aggregate: 5

* * * * *

"I think I can deal with your voice for about five to ten minutes."
(21st - 25th announcers eliminated; Division 15)
Ed McMahon

"You're on a fine line, my friends. The fine line between 'annoying' and 'tolerable but still not great'."
(16th - 20th announcers eliminated; Division 16)
Dee Baker
Jay
Jeffrey Tambor
Rich Jeffries
Fred Foy

"I swear; your voice is ruining my experience. I can tolerate only so much of you, you know?"
(11th - 15th announcers eliminated; Division 17)
Paul Koslowski
Jim Hackett
Marc Summers
Andrea Lively
Dean Goss

"Really? You think you're a good announcer? REALLY?" (Mock laughter.)
(6th - 10th announcers eliminated; Division 18)
John Harlan
Rich Hardaway
Edgar
MG Kelly
Brad Sherwood

"Oi! These announcers suck! Take their microphones away!"
(1st - 5th announcers eliminated; Division 19)
Michael "MC Mike" Chambers
Ed Jordan
Daniel Rosen
Rolonda Watts
Tiffany Phillips

* * * * *

10-spots to vote on today: none (four available)

Sudden Deaths to vote on today: none

Sudden Death Appeals to vote on today: none

Cancellations to vote on today: none

* * * * *

Validation
tattooed ~ fully valid (1C)
racingchick1020 ~ fully valid (2C)
alex8899 ~ fully valid (2C)
MDCSWildcats86 ~ fully valid (2C)
TheNewNeko ~ fully valid (2C)
fandude41 ~ fully valid (2C)
tpirrules19 ~ fully valid (2C)
Supermatch2007 ~ 4 votes to go/1 for F2 (2C)
ChameleonWhammy ~ 8 votes to go/5 for F2 (2C)

* * * * *

Vote: Harvey

[alex8899]

I don't like just Asian women, you know. Where was the redhead love?

And all my favorite performers have some grudge against the Roanoke Civic Center, so I gotta go to...ugh, Charlottesville or Greensboro, NC!

Oh well. Thanks anyway, guys!

Vote: Joe Conklin

[TheNewNeko]

(S-bomb). Missed the fun yesterday and two days ago. This is what happens when you study for finals!

Vote. Alan Dedicoat.

Alex, you sound like someone who takes after me. I also love Asians, redheads... well, just about any girl that looks secksee when in Standard Party Attire.

[fandude41]

Gary Kroeger

[MDCSWildcats86]

Joe (de la) LIss

[tattooed]

Oh, snap! I was saving the redheads for Christmas! And I finally remembered to note Neko's free SR. Yeah. Head is elsewhere.

Anyway. Time for your nightly update. 74 remain with one frozen and eight in the zone. You know what to do.

* * * * *

Colin Quinn ~ 1
Stacey Hayes ~ 1
Jonathan Mangum ~ 1
Bob Hilton ~ 1
Valerie Miller ~ 1
Tiffany Bolton ~ 1
Jim McKrell ~ 2
Julie Claire ~ 2
Jackie Taylor ~ 1
Bob Clayton ~ 1
Don Pardo ~ 2X
Jim Isaics ~ 2
Jack Narz ~ 5
Rod Chalabois ~ 2
Jack Clark ~ 5 (one day)
Shadoe Stevens ~ 4X
Roger Muir ~ 2
Alan Kalter ~ 3
Alan Dedicoat ~ 3
Jennifer Lyall ~ 1
Mark Driscoll ~ 1
Bill McCord ~ 3
Colin McFarlane ~ 1
Bill Armstrong ~ 2
Margeaux McKenzie ~ 2
Edd Hall ~ 4
Dusty Martell ~ 2
Gary Kroeger ~ 4
Jeff Davis ~ 2X
Amber Bonasso ~ 2
Joe Seiter ~ 1
Matt Price ~ 4
Jim Thompson ~ 2
Joe Conklin ~ 2
David Bret Grier ~ 2
Ernie Anderson ~ 2
Sandy Hoyt ~ 2
John Causier ~ 2
Charlie Glaize ~ 2
Doc Holliday ~ 4
Bill Berry ~ 3
Michael Hanks ~ 2
Steve O'Brien ~ 2
Dean Hill ~ 5
Don Preiss ~ 2
Maria Milito ~ 3
Nick Nicholson ~ 3
Paul Boland ~ 3
Brian Cummings ~ 2
Chuck Reilly ~ 4
Jerry Bishop ~ 3
Dave Williams ~ 2
Randy West ~ 3
Bill Wendell ~ 2
Dan Daniels ~ 3
Bob Ridgely ~ 2
John Cramer ~ 6
David H. Lawrence XVII ~ 1X
Ken Ryan ~ 3
Brad Aldous ~ 4
Art James ~ 3
Charlie Tuna ~ 4
Chris Zito ~ 5
Dick Heatherton ~ 3
John C. Webber ~ 3
Dave Devall ~ 3
[John] Harvey ~ 4
JD Roberto ~ 5*
Lindsey Stoddart ~ 5
Steve Day ~ 5
John "Tiny" Hurley ~ 2!
John Moschitta ~ 2!
Michelle Roth ~ 4
Steve White ~ 5! [C = extra BD]

Vote aggregate: 7 | Zone aggregate: 5

* * * * *

"I think I can deal with your voice for about five to ten minutes."
(21st - 25th announcers eliminated; Division 15)
Joe Liss
Ed McMahon

"You're on a fine line, my friends. The fine line between 'annoying' and 'tolerable but still not great'."
(16th - 20th announcers eliminated; Division 16)
Dee Baker
Jay
Jeffrey Tambor
Rich Jeffries
Fred Foy

"I swear; your voice is ruining my experience. I can tolerate only so much of you, you know?"
(11th - 15th announcers eliminated; Division 17)
Paul Koslowski
Jim Hackett
Marc Summers
Andrea Lively
Dean Goss

"Really? You think you're a good announcer? REALLY?" (Mock laughter.)
(6th - 10th announcers eliminated; Division 18)
John Harlan
Rich Hardaway
Edgar
MG Kelly
Brad Sherwood

"Oi! These announcers suck! Take their microphones away!"
(1st - 5th announcers eliminated; Division 19)
Michael "MC Mike" Chambers
Ed Jordan
Daniel Rosen
Rolonda Watts
Tiffany Phillips

* * * * *

10-spots to vote on today: none (four available)

Sudden Deaths to vote on today: none

Sudden Death Appeals to vote on today: none

Cancellations to vote on today: none

* * * * *

Validation
tattooed ~ fully valid (1C)
racingchick1020 ~ fully valid (2C)
alex8899 ~ fully valid (2C)
MDCSWildcats86 ~ fully valid (2C)
TheNewNeko ~ fully valid (2C) (free SR from 21 win)
fandude41 ~ fully valid (2C)
tpirrules19 ~ fully valid (2C)
Supermatch2007 ~ 4 votes to go/1 for F2 (2C)
ChameleonWhammy ~ 8 votes to go/5 for F2 (2C)

* * * * *

Vote: Dave "Tiger" Williams

[alex8899]

Vote: John Cramer was evicted by Seinfeld. No soup for him!

[TheNewNeko]

Joe Seiter.

[fandude41]

Alan Dedicoat

[MDCSWildcats86]

Colin McFarlane

[tattooed]

Who wants an update? Well, I hope you do!

73 remain with eight in the zone. I trust you know it's time to vote for today.

* * * * *

Colin Quinn ~ 1
Stacey Hayes ~ 1
Jonathan Mangum ~ 1
Bob Hilton ~ 1
Valerie Miller ~ 1
Tiffany Bolton ~ 1
Jim McKrell ~ 2
Julie Claire ~ 2
Jackie Taylor ~ 1
Bob Clayton ~ 1
Don Pardo ~ 2X
Jim Isaics ~ 2
Jack Narz ~ 5
Rod Chalabois ~ 2
Jack Clark ~ 5*
Shadoe Stevens ~ 4X
Roger Muir ~ 2
Alan Kalter ~ 3
Alan Dedicoat ~ 4
Jennifer Lyall ~ 1
Mark Driscoll ~ 1
Bill McCord ~ 3
Colin McFarlane ~ 2
Bill Armstrong ~ 2
Margeaux McKenzie ~ 2
Edd Hall ~ 4
Dusty Martell ~ 2
Gary Kroeger ~ 4
Jeff Davis ~ 2X
Amber Bonasso ~ 2
Joe Seiter ~ 2
Matt Price ~ 4
Jim Thompson ~ 2
Joe Conklin ~ 2
David Bret Grier ~ 2
Ernie Anderson ~ 2
Sandy Hoyt ~ 2
John Causier ~ 2
Charlie Glaize ~ 2
Doc Holliday ~ 4
Bill Berry ~ 3
Michael Hanks ~ 2
Steve O'Brien ~ 2
Dean Hill ~ 5
Don Preiss ~ 2
Maria Milito ~ 3
Nick Nicholson ~ 3
Paul Boland ~ 3
Brian Cummings ~ 2
Chuck Reilly ~ 4
Jerry Bishop ~ 3
Dave Williams ~ 3
Randy West ~ 3
Bill Wendell ~ 2
Dan Daniels ~ 3
Bob Ridgely ~ 2
David H. Lawrence XVII ~ 1X
Ken Ryan ~ 3
Brad Aldous ~ 4
Art James ~ 3
Charlie Tuna ~ 4
Chris Zito ~ 5
Dick Heatherton ~ 3
John C. Webber ~ 3
Dave Devall ~ 3
[John] Harvey ~ 4
JD Roberto ~ 5*
Lindsey Stoddart ~ 5
Steve Day ~ 5
John "Tiny" Hurley ~ 2!
John Moschitta ~ 2!
Michelle Roth ~ 4
Steve White ~ 5! [C = extra BD]

Vote aggregate: 7 | Zone aggregate: 5

* * * * *

"I think I can deal with your voice for about five to ten minutes."
(21st - 25th announcers eliminated; Division 15)
John Cramer
Joe Liss
Ed McMahon

"You're on a fine line, my friends. The fine line between 'annoying' and 'tolerable but still not great'."
(16th - 20th announcers eliminated; Division 16)
Dee Baker
Jay
Jeffrey Tambor
Rich Jeffries
Fred Foy

"I swear; your voice is ruining my experience. I can tolerate only so much of you, you know?"
(11th - 15th announcers eliminated; Division 17)
Paul Koslowski
Jim Hackett
Marc Summers
Andrea Lively
Dean Goss

"Really? You think you're a good announcer? REALLY?" (Mock laughter.)
(6th - 10th announcers eliminated; Division 18)
John Harlan
Rich Hardaway
Edgar
MG Kelly
Brad Sherwood

"Oi! These announcers suck! Take their microphones away!"
(1st - 5th announcers eliminated; Division 19)
Michael "MC Mike" Chambers
Ed Jordan
Daniel Rosen
Rolonda Watts
Tiffany Phillips

* * * * *

10-spots to vote on today: none (four available)

Sudden Deaths to vote on today: none

Sudden Death Appeals to vote on today: none

Cancellations to vote on today: none

* * * * *

Validation
tattooed ~ fully valid (1C)
racingchick1020 ~ fully valid (2C)
alex8899 ~ fully valid (2C)
MDCSWildcats86 ~ fully valid (2C)
TheNewNeko ~ fully valid (2C) (free SR from 21 win)
fandude41 ~ fully valid (2C)
tpirrules19 ~ fully valid (2C)
Supermatch2007 ~ 4 votes to go/1 for F2 (2C)
ChameleonWhammy ~ 8 votes to go/5 for F2 (2C)

* * * * *

Vote: Lindsey Stoddart

[fandude41]

Maria Milito