Ultimate Game Show Survivor 18: Legal and Loving It!

[TheNewNeko]

Ballbreakers.

Cool! A reverse 21! Bring back Show Me The Money and let's get rid of Tattletales!

[racingchick1020]

UPDATE time! I'm going to make this quick because as soon as I'm done updating, I'm going to go into my room. No offense, old man - I'd rather listen to my music than you coughing up a storm. Take something for that, dumbarse!

Neko, I can't accept your Reverse 21 choice. Show Me the Money was after the cutoff point. I'll give you a second chance.

Okay, let's see here... We have a slight change in plans. 20 shows continue to remain. Four of them are in the Danger Zone. And you can go vote for today.

Lingo -- 9
Chain Reaction -- 8
Now You See It -- 6$!*
Whammy! -- 9
Password Plus -- 5$
The Rich/Money List -- 7
Friend or Foe? -- 8
Body Language -- 7
Tattletales -- 7
Ballbreakers -- 8
Double Dare (Trebek) -- 9!
The Cube -- 4!
Camouflage -- 8
Treasure Hunt -- 9
Break the Bank (1976) -- 5!
Split Second -- 7
Grand Slam -- 8
The Phone -- 7!
Cash Cab -- 8!
Greed -- 6*

Aggregate: 11 | Danger Zone: 9

Validation/Final Two
TheNewNeko (valid) (2)
racingchick1020 (valid) (2)
MDCSWildcats86 (valid) (2)
tpirrules19 (valid) (2)
King888 (valid) (2)
SuperMatch2007 (valid) (2)
phimat37 (valid) (2)
tattooed (sought revenge on Password Plus) (2)
Chameleonwhammy (sought revenge on Now You See It) (2)
kzentarski (6/3) (2)
AntmanB (7/4) (2)
montyhalldude72 (9/6) (2)

Restrictions
MDCSWildcats86 - approaching his limit on Cash Cab (5/7)

Strikes
king888 - X X X - starting chaos in UGSS game threads. Permanent strikes; can never be retracted.

Sudden Deaths to vote on today:
None

Sudden Death Appeals to vote on today:
None

Cancellations to decide on today:
None

You're moving up that ladder of success. Although I have to give you credit, you're almost up to the President step. One or two more steps, I think. (66th through 70th eliminated)
Show Me the Money
Win Ben Stein's Money

Congratulations! If this was Jeopardy!, you'd probaby be the first to answer Final Jeopardy. You'd probably finish third at the rate it was going, too. (61st through 65th eliminated)
Two-Minute Drill
Password
The Joker's Wild
Bullseye
High Rollers

One of these days, the way for you to even make it this high is for you to pick me out of a lineup, a la To Tell the Truth. Two are full of it. Guess which two. (56th through 60th eliminated)
Dog Eat Dog
Wipeout
1 vs. 100
The Big Showdown
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

The first time we ever meet face to face, I'm going to be like Wilson from Home Improvement. You're only seeing everything from the eyes up. Good news is that you are seeing me. (51st through 55th eliminated)
Merv Griffin's Crosswords
Fun House
20Q
High Stakes Poker
Tic Tac Dough

Let's see here... If I could relate you to anything, it might be a reality show contestant that does all the right things but then gets dumped right before the jury. That's what you are. (46th through 50th eliminated)
What's My Line?
Blockbusters
World Series Of Blackjack
The Power of 10
Face the Music

To show why you're eliminated this soon, you should look at whatever negatives you have. They may negate all of the positives you also have. Congrats for making it halfway. (41st through 45th eliminated)
Hollywood Squares
Street Smarts
Starcade
Twenty-One
That's the Question

If being eliminated this far meant that you were getting a phone call, I'd be doing it through the magic of voice recording. I still care, but I can't say it face to face. (36th through 40th eliminated)
Debt
Catch-21
I Survived a Japanese Game Show
Stump the Schwab
Double Dare (Summers)

That's it! I like you, but it's like picking off flower petals and then finding out that I don't really "like you". (31st through 35th eliminated)
The Dating Game
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Don't Forget the Lyrics!
Name That Tune
Super Password

My headache has amazingly gotten better since we obviously want to get rid of you this early on. To that, my head thanks you. *headache smiles in response* (26th through 30th eliminated)
Wheel of Fortune
Figure it Out
Set For Life
Fire Me... Please!
I've Got a Secret

Get out of here. I can't think of anything witty to say, but you're repulsive enough. My stress level doesn't rise as much if you're here, though. (21st through 25th eliminated)
Born Lucky
Inquizition
Who Dares Wins
Beat the Clock
To Tell the Truth

You're forgettable, but not as forgettable as your faithful host when she forgets to drop a division name in here. (16th through 20th eliminated)
I'm Telling
Identity
Nick Arcade
Poker Royale
The Apprentice

Nothing, not even you, could top the time that my mother accidently slammed my arm in the car. I was three, okay? I remember it so well 'cause it hurt like a beyotch. (11th through 15th eliminated)
Survivor
Hell's Kitchen
Minute to Win It
Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour
The Newlywed Game

My ex-boyfriend was better than you. But at least you don't try to constantly hold my hand and shout death threats when we broke up. (6th through 10th eliminated)
Without Prejudice?
Get the Picture
Dancing With the Stars
How Much is Enough?
College Mad House

Oh, no. No. We can't have you trolling around here much longer. Why don't you get the hell on out of here before you cause more chaos? Jesus H... (1st through 5th eliminated)
Child's Play
Starface
I Want to Be a Hilton
The Cut
GUTS

Split Second. And to my old man: Have another (f-bomb)ing cigarette. You sound terrific right now. (That was sarcasm.)

[tattooed]

Vote: Camouflage

[racingchick1020]

It's time for an UPDATE. Watch. I'm going to be in the middle of updating my games and the coughing fit's going to be walking in. Bad idea for me to be doing this right now?

Neko, I can't wait any longer. The Reverse 21 is not going to be used, meaning all shows are locked into their places until further notice. Which might be sooner rather than later, if you guys are quick.

20 shows, if you can believe it, are still here! Five of them are in the Zone as I type this. I really do want you to vote.

Lingo -- 9
Chain Reaction -- 8
Now You See It -- 6$!*
Whammy! -- 9
Password Plus -- 5$
The Rich/Money List -- 7
Friend or Foe? -- 8
Body Language -- 7
Tattletales -- 7
Ballbreakers -- 8
Double Dare (Trebek) -- 9!
The Cube -- 4!
Camouflage -- 9
Treasure Hunt -- 9
Break the Bank (1976) -- 5!
Split Second -- 8
Grand Slam -- 8
The Phone -- 7!
Cash Cab -- 8!
Greed -- 6*

Aggregate: 11 | Danger Zone: 9

Validation/Final Two
TheNewNeko (valid) (2)
racingchick1020 (valid) (2)
MDCSWildcats86 (valid) (2)
tpirrules19 (valid) (2)
King888 (valid) (2)
SuperMatch2007 (valid) (2)
phimat37 (valid) (2)
tattooed (sought revenge on Password Plus) (2)
Chameleonwhammy (sought revenge on Now You See It) (2)
kzentarski (6/3) (2)
AntmanB (7/4) (2)
montyhalldude72 (9/6) (2)

Restrictions
MDCSWildcats86 - approaching his limit on Cash Cab (5/7)

Strikes
king888 - X X X - starting chaos in UGSS game threads. Permanent strikes; can never be retracted.

Sudden Deaths to vote on today:
None

Sudden Death Appeals to vote on today:
None

Cancellations to decide on today:
None

You're moving up that ladder of success. Although I have to give you credit, you're almost up to the President step. One or two more steps, I think. (66th through 70th eliminated)
Show Me the Money
Win Ben Stein's Money

Congratulations! If this was Jeopardy!, you'd probaby be the first to answer Final Jeopardy. You'd probably finish third at the rate it was going, too. (61st through 65th eliminated)
Two-Minute Drill
Password
The Joker's Wild
Bullseye
High Rollers

One of these days, the way for you to even make it this high is for you to pick me out of a lineup, a la To Tell the Truth. Two are full of it. Guess which two. (56th through 60th eliminated)
Dog Eat Dog
Wipeout
1 vs. 100
The Big Showdown
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

The first time we ever meet face to face, I'm going to be like Wilson from Home Improvement. You're only seeing everything from the eyes up. Good news is that you are seeing me. (51st through 55th eliminated)
Merv Griffin's Crosswords
Fun House
20Q
High Stakes Poker
Tic Tac Dough

Let's see here... If I could relate you to anything, it might be a reality show contestant that does all the right things but then gets dumped right before the jury. That's what you are. (46th through 50th eliminated)
What's My Line?
Blockbusters
World Series Of Blackjack
The Power of 10
Face the Music

To show why you're eliminated this soon, you should look at whatever negatives you have. They may negate all of the positives you also have. Congrats for making it halfway. (41st through 45th eliminated)
Hollywood Squares
Street Smarts
Starcade
Twenty-One
That's the Question

If being eliminated this far meant that you were getting a phone call, I'd be doing it through the magic of voice recording. I still care, but I can't say it face to face. (36th through 40th eliminated)
Debt
Catch-21
I Survived a Japanese Game Show
Stump the Schwab
Double Dare (Summers)

That's it! I like you, but it's like picking off flower petals and then finding out that I don't really "like you". (31st through 35th eliminated)
The Dating Game
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Don't Forget the Lyrics!
Name That Tune
Super Password

My headache has amazingly gotten better since we obviously want to get rid of you this early on. To that, my head thanks you. *headache smiles in response* (26th through 30th eliminated)
Wheel of Fortune
Figure it Out
Set For Life
Fire Me... Please!
I've Got a Secret

Get out of here. I can't think of anything witty to say, but you're repulsive enough. My stress level doesn't rise as much if you're here, though. (21st through 25th eliminated)
Born Lucky
Inquizition
Who Dares Wins
Beat the Clock
To Tell the Truth

You're forgettable, but not as forgettable as your faithful host when she forgets to drop a division name in here. (16th through 20th eliminated)
I'm Telling
Identity
Nick Arcade
Poker Royale
The Apprentice

Nothing, not even you, could top the time that my mother accidently slammed my arm in the car. I was three, okay? I remember it so well 'cause it hurt like a beyotch. (11th through 15th eliminated)
Survivor
Hell's Kitchen
Minute to Win It
Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour
The Newlywed Game

My ex-boyfriend was better than you. But at least you don't try to constantly hold my hand and shout death threats when we broke up. (6th through 10th eliminated)
Without Prejudice?
Get the Picture
Dancing With the Stars
How Much is Enough?
College Mad House

Oh, no. No. We can't have you trolling around here much longer. Why don't you get the hell on out of here before you cause more chaos? Jesus H... (1st through 5th eliminated)
Child's Play
Starface
I Want to Be a Hilton
The Cut
GUTS

I'll put Friend or Foe? in the Danger Zone.

[TheNewNeko]

Ironically, I was going to leave everything as is in that case.

BUT I will vote for Tattletales.

[tpirrules19]

Vote: Chain Reaction

[tattooed]

Vote: Greed

[racingchick1020]

You want an UPDATE? You got it. Let's just get this one out of the way before things get out of control.

These 20 shows don't want to go away. Scary part about it is that there's now seven of them in bold font. Clean some house and vote for today.

Lingo -- 9
Chain Reaction -- 9
Now You See It -- 6$!*
Whammy! -- 9
Password Plus -- 5$
The Rich/Money List -- 7
Friend or Foe? -- 9
Body Language -- 7
Tattletales -- 8
Ballbreakers -- 8
Double Dare (Trebek) -- 9!
The Cube -- 4!
Camouflage -- 9
Treasure Hunt -- 9
Break the Bank (1976) -- 5!
Split Second -- 8
Grand Slam -- 8
The Phone -- 7!
Cash Cab -- 8!
Greed -- 7*

Aggregate: 11 | Danger Zone: 9

Validation/Final Two
TheNewNeko (valid) (2)
racingchick1020 (valid) (2)
MDCSWildcats86 (valid) (2)
tpirrules19 (valid) (2)
King888 (valid) (2)
SuperMatch2007 (valid) (2)
phimat37 (valid) (2)
tattooed (sought revenge on Password Plus) (2)
Chameleonwhammy (sought revenge on Now You See It) (2)
kzentarski (6/3) (2)
AntmanB (7/4) (2)
montyhalldude72 (9/6) (2)

Restrictions
MDCSWildcats86 - approaching his limit on Cash Cab (5/7)

Strikes
king888 - X X X - starting chaos in UGSS game threads. Permanent strikes; can never be retracted.

Sudden Deaths to vote on today:
None

Sudden Death Appeals to vote on today:
None

Cancellations to decide on today:
None

You're moving up that ladder of success. Although I have to give you credit, you're almost up to the President step. One or two more steps, I think. (66th through 70th eliminated)
Show Me the Money
Win Ben Stein's Money

Congratulations! If this was Jeopardy!, you'd probaby be the first to answer Final Jeopardy. You'd probably finish third at the rate it was going, too. (61st through 65th eliminated)
Two-Minute Drill
Password
The Joker's Wild
Bullseye
High Rollers

One of these days, the way for you to even make it this high is for you to pick me out of a lineup, a la To Tell the Truth. Two are full of it. Guess which two. (56th through 60th eliminated)
Dog Eat Dog
Wipeout
1 vs. 100
The Big Showdown
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

The first time we ever meet face to face, I'm going to be like Wilson from Home Improvement. You're only seeing everything from the eyes up. Good news is that you are seeing me. (51st through 55th eliminated)
Merv Griffin's Crosswords
Fun House
20Q
High Stakes Poker
Tic Tac Dough

Let's see here... If I could relate you to anything, it might be a reality show contestant that does all the right things but then gets dumped right before the jury. That's what you are. (46th through 50th eliminated)
What's My Line?
Blockbusters
World Series Of Blackjack
The Power of 10
Face the Music

To show why you're eliminated this soon, you should look at whatever negatives you have. They may negate all of the positives you also have. Congrats for making it halfway. (41st through 45th eliminated)
Hollywood Squares
Street Smarts
Starcade
Twenty-One
That's the Question

If being eliminated this far meant that you were getting a phone call, I'd be doing it through the magic of voice recording. I still care, but I can't say it face to face. (36th through 40th eliminated)
Debt
Catch-21
I Survived a Japanese Game Show
Stump the Schwab
Double Dare (Summers)

That's it! I like you, but it's like picking off flower petals and then finding out that I don't really "like you". (31st through 35th eliminated)
The Dating Game
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Don't Forget the Lyrics!
Name That Tune
Super Password

My headache has amazingly gotten better since we obviously want to get rid of you this early on. To that, my head thanks you. *headache smiles in response* (26th through 30th eliminated)
Wheel of Fortune
Figure it Out
Set For Life
Fire Me... Please!
I've Got a Secret

Get out of here. I can't think of anything witty to say, but you're repulsive enough. My stress level doesn't rise as much if you're here, though. (21st through 25th eliminated)
Born Lucky
Inquizition
Who Dares Wins
Beat the Clock
To Tell the Truth

You're forgettable, but not as forgettable as your faithful host when she forgets to drop a division name in here. (16th through 20th eliminated)
I'm Telling
Identity
Nick Arcade
Poker Royale
The Apprentice

Nothing, not even you, could top the time that my mother accidently slammed my arm in the car. I was three, okay? I remember it so well 'cause it hurt like a beyotch. (11th through 15th eliminated)
Survivor
Hell's Kitchen
Minute to Win It
Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour
The Newlywed Game

My ex-boyfriend was better than you. But at least you don't try to constantly hold my hand and shout death threats when we broke up. (6th through 10th eliminated)
Without Prejudice?
Get the Picture
Dancing With the Stars
How Much is Enough?
College Mad House

Oh, no. No. We can't have you trolling around here much longer. Why don't you get the hell on out of here before you cause more chaos? Jesus H... (1st through 5th eliminated)
Child's Play
Starface
I Want to Be a Hilton
The Cut
GUTS

One more vote, and Lingo is out of here.

[AntmanB]

Chain Reaction

[tpirrules19]

Vote: PW+

[tattooed]

Vote: BTB 76

[TheNewNeko]

Body Language.

[racingchick1020]

Time for an UPDATE. I want to do these early. So let's get to it. (I'm doing these early because I want to beat the rush of old man coming in here with his very audible hacking.)

20 shows still remain with seven of them still in the Danger Zone. Uh, hi. Let's have a PUNISHMENT DAY. A spin-off of what Shelly has for a punishment here. I want you to pick one of the six All-Stars that were named today [LINK to article] and tell me who you would have replaced them with. If you pick a defenseman, your replacement must be a defenseman to keep things in order - meaning position for position.

And with that, I urge you to vote for today.

Lingo -- 10
Chain Reaction -- 10
Now You See It -- 6$!*
Whammy! -- 9
Password Plus -- 6$
The Rich/Money List -- 7
Friend or Foe? -- 9
Body Language -- 8
Tattletales -- 8
Ballbreakers -- 8
Double Dare (Trebek) -- 9!
The Cube -- 4!
Camouflage -- 9
Treasure Hunt -- 9
Break the Bank (1976) -- 6!
Split Second -- 8
Grand Slam -- 8
The Phone -- 7!
Cash Cab -- 8!
Greed -- 7*

Aggregate: 11 | Danger Zone: 9

Validation/Final Two
TheNewNeko (valid) (2)
racingchick1020 (valid) (2)
MDCSWildcats86 (valid) (2)
tpirrules19 (valid) (2)
King888 (valid) (2)
SuperMatch2007 (valid) (2)
phimat37 (valid) (2)
tattooed (sought revenge on Password Plus) (2)
Chameleonwhammy (sought revenge on Now You See It) (2)
kzentarski (6/3) (2)
AntmanB (6/3) (2)
montyhalldude72 (9/6) (2)

Restrictions
MDCSWildcats86 - approaching his limit on Cash Cab (5/7)

Strikes
king888 - X X X - starting chaos in UGSS game threads. Permanent strikes; can never be retracted.

Sudden Deaths to vote on today:
None

Sudden Death Appeals to vote on today:
None

Cancellations to decide on today:
None

You're moving up that ladder of success. Although I have to give you credit, you're almost up to the President step. One or two more steps, I think. (66th through 70th eliminated)
Show Me the Money
Win Ben Stein's Money

Congratulations! If this was Jeopardy!, you'd probaby be the first to answer Final Jeopardy. You'd probably finish third at the rate it was going, too. (61st through 65th eliminated)
Two-Minute Drill
Password
The Joker's Wild
Bullseye
High Rollers

One of these days, the way for you to even make it this high is for you to pick me out of a lineup, a la To Tell the Truth. Two are full of it. Guess which two. (56th through 60th eliminated)
Dog Eat Dog
Wipeout
1 vs. 100
The Big Showdown
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

The first time we ever meet face to face, I'm going to be like Wilson from Home Improvement. You're only seeing everything from the eyes up. Good news is that you are seeing me. (51st through 55th eliminated)
Merv Griffin's Crosswords
Fun House
20Q
High Stakes Poker
Tic Tac Dough

Let's see here... If I could relate you to anything, it might be a reality show contestant that does all the right things but then gets dumped right before the jury. That's what you are. (46th through 50th eliminated)
What's My Line?
Blockbusters
World Series Of Blackjack
The Power of 10
Face the Music

To show why you're eliminated this soon, you should look at whatever negatives you have. They may negate all of the positives you also have. Congrats for making it halfway. (41st through 45th eliminated)
Hollywood Squares
Street Smarts
Starcade
Twenty-One
That's the Question

If being eliminated this far meant that you were getting a phone call, I'd be doing it through the magic of voice recording. I still care, but I can't say it face to face. (36th through 40th eliminated)
Debt
Catch-21
I Survived a Japanese Game Show
Stump the Schwab
Double Dare (Summers)

That's it! I like you, but it's like picking off flower petals and then finding out that I don't really "like you". (31st through 35th eliminated)
The Dating Game
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Don't Forget the Lyrics!
Name That Tune
Super Password

My headache has amazingly gotten better since we obviously want to get rid of you this early on. To that, my head thanks you. *headache smiles in response* (26th through 30th eliminated)
Wheel of Fortune
Figure it Out
Set For Life
Fire Me... Please!
I've Got a Secret

Get out of here. I can't think of anything witty to say, but you're repulsive enough. My stress level doesn't rise as much if you're here, though. (21st through 25th eliminated)
Born Lucky
Inquizition
Who Dares Wins
Beat the Clock
To Tell the Truth

You're forgettable, but not as forgettable as your faithful host when she forgets to drop a division name in here. (16th through 20th eliminated)
I'm Telling
Identity
Nick Arcade
Poker Royale
The Apprentice

Nothing, not even you, could top the time that my mother accidently slammed my arm in the car. I was three, okay? I remember it so well 'cause it hurt like a beyotch. (11th through 15th eliminated)
Survivor
Hell's Kitchen
Minute to Win It
Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour
The Newlywed Game

My ex-boyfriend was better than you. But at least you don't try to constantly hold my hand and shout death threats when we broke up. (6th through 10th eliminated)
Without Prejudice?
Get the Picture
Dancing With the Stars
How Much is Enough?
College Mad House

Oh, no. No. We can't have you trolling around here much longer. Why don't you get the hell on out of here before you cause more chaos? Jesus H... (1st through 5th eliminated)
Child's Play
Starface
I Want to Be a Hilton
The Cut
GUTS

I would have replaced Marc-Andre Fleury with Tim Thomas. I'm going by stats. And I think Fleury's are borderline.

One potential throwaway vote for The Phone.

[tattooed]

All Star Swap: Malkin is out, Henrik Sedin (C, VAN) is in.

Vote: Lingo

[racingchick1020]

It's an UPDATE! I really need to put my 2011 calendar up on my wall. The stubborn-arse nail will probably kill the hole, but that's what tape's for. To make sure the son of a (b-bomb) stays up.

Progress. This game has it. Down to 19 shows! Only six in the Danger Zone! I'm going to need votes from you.

Chain Reaction -- 10
Now You See It -- 6$!*
Whammy! -- 9
Password Plus -- 6$
The Rich/Money List -- 7
Friend or Foe? -- 9
Body Language -- 8
Tattletales -- 8
Ballbreakers -- 8
Double Dare (Trebek) -- 9!
The Cube -- 4!
Camouflage -- 9
Treasure Hunt -- 9
Break the Bank (1976) -- 6!
Split Second -- 8
Grand Slam -- 8
The Phone -- 8!
Cash Cab -- 8!
Greed -- 7*

Aggregate: 11 | Danger Zone: 9

Validation/Final Two
TheNewNeko (valid) (2)
racingchick1020 (valid) (2)
MDCSWildcats86 (valid) (2)
tpirrules19 (valid) (2)
King888 (valid) (2)
SuperMatch2007 (valid) (2)
phimat37 (valid) (2)
tattooed (sought revenge on Password Plus) (2)
Chameleonwhammy (sought revenge on Now You See It) (2)
kzentarski (6/3) (2)
AntmanB (6/3) (2)
montyhalldude72 (9/6) (2)

Restrictions
MDCSWildcats86 - approaching his limit on Cash Cab (5/7)

Strikes
king888 - X X X - starting chaos in UGSS game threads. Permanent strikes; can never be retracted.

Sudden Deaths to vote on today:
None

Sudden Death Appeals to vote on today:
None

Cancellations to decide on today:
None

You're moving up that ladder of success. Although I have to give you credit, you're almost up to the President step. One or two more steps, I think. (66th through 70th eliminated)
Lingo
Show Me the Money
Win Ben Stein's Money

Congratulations! If this was Jeopardy!, you'd probaby be the first to answer Final Jeopardy. You'd probably finish third at the rate it was going, too. (61st through 65th eliminated)
Two-Minute Drill
Password
The Joker's Wild
Bullseye
High Rollers

One of these days, the way for you to even make it this high is for you to pick me out of a lineup, a la To Tell the Truth. Two are full of it. Guess which two. (56th through 60th eliminated)
Dog Eat Dog
Wipeout
1 vs. 100
The Big Showdown
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

The first time we ever meet face to face, I'm going to be like Wilson from Home Improvement. You're only seeing everything from the eyes up. Good news is that you are seeing me. (51st through 55th eliminated)
Merv Griffin's Crosswords
Fun House
20Q
High Stakes Poker
Tic Tac Dough

Let's see here... If I could relate you to anything, it might be a reality show contestant that does all the right things but then gets dumped right before the jury. That's what you are. (46th through 50th eliminated)
What's My Line?
Blockbusters
World Series Of Blackjack
The Power of 10
Face the Music

To show why you're eliminated this soon, you should look at whatever negatives you have. They may negate all of the positives you also have. Congrats for making it halfway. (41st through 45th eliminated)
Hollywood Squares
Street Smarts
Starcade
Twenty-One
That's the Question

If being eliminated this far meant that you were getting a phone call, I'd be doing it through the magic of voice recording. I still care, but I can't say it face to face. (36th through 40th eliminated)
Debt
Catch-21
I Survived a Japanese Game Show
Stump the Schwab
Double Dare (Summers)

That's it! I like you, but it's like picking off flower petals and then finding out that I don't really "like you". (31st through 35th eliminated)
The Dating Game
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Don't Forget the Lyrics!
Name That Tune
Super Password

My headache has amazingly gotten better since we obviously want to get rid of you this early on. To that, my head thanks you. *headache smiles in response* (26th through 30th eliminated)
Wheel of Fortune
Figure it Out
Set For Life
Fire Me... Please!
I've Got a Secret

Get out of here. I can't think of anything witty to say, but you're repulsive enough. My stress level doesn't rise as much if you're here, though. (21st through 25th eliminated)
Born Lucky
Inquizition
Who Dares Wins
Beat the Clock
To Tell the Truth

You're forgettable, but not as forgettable as your faithful host when she forgets to drop a division name in here. (16th through 20th eliminated)
I'm Telling
Identity
Nick Arcade
Poker Royale
The Apprentice

Nothing, not even you, could top the time that my mother accidently slammed my arm in the car. I was three, okay? I remember it so well 'cause it hurt like a beyotch. (11th through 15th eliminated)
Survivor
Hell's Kitchen
Minute to Win It
Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour
The Newlywed Game

My ex-boyfriend was better than you. But at least you don't try to constantly hold my hand and shout death threats when we broke up. (6th through 10th eliminated)
Without Prejudice?
Get the Picture
Dancing With the Stars
How Much is Enough?
College Mad House

Oh, no. No. We can't have you trolling around here much longer. Why don't you get the hell on out of here before you cause more chaos? Jesus H... (1st through 5th eliminated)
Child's Play
Starface
I Want to Be a Hilton
The Cut
GUTS

Another throwaway vote. The Cube.