Ultimate Game Show Survivor 18: Legal and Loving It!

[racingchick1020]

Here's an UPDATE. I said I was going to do these after the game, but hell. Let's do them now! I love these night games.

The question is: When am I getting kicked out of the living room? Right now, it's an okay game. (Which is saying "1-0 Kings".)

The lead shrinks to three votes, but it looks like this game is close to being over. Let's vote for today.

The Cube -- 21
Greed -- 18

Votes for Hall of Fame: 25

Eligible for Final Two
TheNewNeko, racingchick1020, MDCSWildcats86, tpirrules19, King888, SuperMatch2007, phimat37, tattooed (sought revenge on Password Plus), Chameleonwhammy (sought revenge on Now You See It)

Ineligible for Final Two
kzentarski, AntmanB, montyhalldude72

Strikes
king888 - X X X - starting chaos in UGSS game threads. Permanent strikes; can never be retracted.

Why are you not in the Hall of Fame yet? YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE UP THERE! And yes, I screamed it to prove a point. (81st through 86th eliminated)
Break the Bank (1976)
Cash Cab
Now You See It ($)
Treasure Hunt
Split Second

Why don't we make up your room already? It's like they want you up here eventually. Right? Don't give me that look; I'm not lying. (76th through 80th eliminated)
The Phone
Grand Slam
Ballbreakers
Password Plus ($)
Tattletales

I knew that 12-step program was going to help. You've completed that eleventh step, meaning you're... Almost... There. It deserves some applause, right? (71st through 75th eliminated)
Whammy!
The Rich/Money List
Double Dare (Trebek)
Camouflage
Body Language

You're moving up that ladder of success. Although I have to give you credit, you're almost up to the President step. One or two more steps, I think. (66th through 70th eliminated)
Chain Reaction
Friend or Foe?
Lingo
Show Me the Money
Win Ben Stein's Money

Congratulations! If this was Jeopardy!, you'd probaby be the first to answer Final Jeopardy. You'd probably finish third at the rate it was going, too. (61st through 65th eliminated)
Two-Minute Drill
Password
The Joker's Wild
Bullseye
High Rollers

One of these days, the way for you to even make it this high is for you to pick me out of a lineup, a la To Tell the Truth. Two are full of it. Guess which two. (56th through 60th eliminated)
Dog Eat Dog
Wipeout
1 vs. 100
The Big Showdown
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

The first time we ever meet face to face, I'm going to be like Wilson from Home Improvement. You're only seeing everything from the eyes up. Good news is that you are seeing me. (51st through 55th eliminated)
Merv Griffin's Crosswords
Fun House
20Q
High Stakes Poker
Tic Tac Dough

Let's see here... If I could relate you to anything, it might be a reality show contestant that does all the right things but then gets dumped right before the jury. That's what you are. (46th through 50th eliminated)
What's My Line?
Blockbusters
World Series Of Blackjack
The Power of 10
Face the Music

To show why you're eliminated this soon, you should look at whatever negatives you have. They may negate all of the positives you also have. Congrats for making it halfway. (41st through 45th eliminated)
Hollywood Squares
Street Smarts
Starcade
Twenty-One
That's the Question

If being eliminated this far meant that you were getting a phone call, I'd be doing it through the magic of voice recording. I still care, but I can't say it face to face. (36th through 40th eliminated)
Debt
Catch-21
I Survived a Japanese Game Show
Stump the Schwab
Double Dare (Summers)

That's it! I like you, but it's like picking off flower petals and then finding out that I don't really "like you". (31st through 35th eliminated)
The Dating Game
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Don't Forget the Lyrics!
Name That Tune
Super Password

My headache has amazingly gotten better since we obviously want to get rid of you this early on. To that, my head thanks you. *headache smiles in response* (26th through 30th eliminated)
Wheel of Fortune
Figure it Out
Set For Life
Fire Me... Please!
I've Got a Secret

Get out of here. I can't think of anything witty to say, but you're repulsive enough. My stress level doesn't rise as much if you're here, though. (21st through 25th eliminated)
Born Lucky
Inquizition
Who Dares Wins
Beat the Clock
To Tell the Truth

You're forgettable, but not as forgettable as your faithful host when she forgets to drop a division name in here. (16th through 20th eliminated)
I'm Telling
Identity
Nick Arcade
Poker Royale
The Apprentice

Nothing, not even you, could top the time that my mother accidently slammed my arm in the car. I was three, okay? I remember it so well 'cause it hurt like a beyotch. (11th through 15th eliminated)
Survivor
Hell's Kitchen
Minute to Win It
Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour
The Newlywed Game

My ex-boyfriend was better than you. But at least you don't try to constantly hold my hand and shout death threats when we broke up. (6th through 10th eliminated)
Without Prejudice?
Get the Picture
Dancing With the Stars
How Much is Enough?
College Mad House

Oh, no. No. We can't have you trolling around here much longer. Why don't you get the hell on out of here before you cause more chaos? Jesus H... (1st through 5th eliminated)
Child's Play
Starface
I Want to Be a Hilton
The Cut
GUTS

Yeah, The Cube's getting vote of support #22.

[TheNewNeko]

Like I said, it's sad because I really enjoyed both shows. I guess I'll keep the fires burning for Greed.

[SuperMatch2007]

Greed. Again, to keep this game exciting.

[tpirrules19]

Winner: The Cube

[tattooed]

Winner: The Cube now has 23 votes.

[Chameleonwhammy]

I surrender. The Cube. One more, and we're done.

[racingchick1020]

UPDATE time! I think you guys miscounted. Not to rank on the other show, but we did get a winner up in here.

The Cube -- 25
Greed -- 20

So in this installment, a first-time final two arrival makes it to the Hall of Fame. It's...

THE CUBE

And we'll add it with the other 17 Hall of Fame shows, giving us our legal 18 Hall of Famers.

UGSS 1 Grand Champion: Press Your Luck
UGSS 2 Grand Champion: Extreme Dodgeball
UGSS 3 Grand Champion: The Amazing Race
UGSS 4 Grand Champion: Match Game
UGSS 5 Grand Champion: World Series of Poker
UGSS 6 Grand Champion: Deal or No Deal
UGSS 7 Grand Champion: $ale of the Century
UGSS 8 Grand Champion: Family Feud
UGSS 9 Grand Champion: Jeopardy!
UGSS 10 Grand Champion: Let's Make a Deal
UGSS 11 Grand Champion: Card Sharks
UGSS 12 Grand Champion: Russian Roulette
UGSS 13 Grand Champion: Pyramid
UGSS 14 Grand Champion: Scrabble
UGSS 15 Grand Champion: I'd Do Anything
UGSS 16 Grand Champion: Weakest Link
UGSS 17 Grand Champion: The Price is Right

UGSS 18 Grand Champion: The Cube

Why are you not in the Hall of Fame yet? YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE UP THERE! And yes, I screamed it to prove a point. (81st through 86th eliminated)
Greed (runner-up)
Break the Bank (1976)
Cash Cab
Now You See It ($)
Treasure Hunt
Split Second

Why don't we make up your room already? It's like they want you up here eventually. Right? Don't give me that look; I'm not lying. (76th through 80th eliminated)
The Phone
Grand Slam
Ballbreakers
Password Plus ($)
Tattletales

I knew that 12-step program was going to help. You've completed that eleventh step, meaning you're... Almost... There. It deserves some applause, right? (71st through 75th eliminated)
Whammy!
The Rich/Money List
Double Dare (Trebek)
Camouflage
Body Language

You're moving up that ladder of success. Although I have to give you credit, you're almost up to the President step. One or two more steps, I think. (66th through 70th eliminated)
Chain Reaction
Friend or Foe?
Lingo
Show Me the Money
Win Ben Stein's Money

Congratulations! If this was Jeopardy!, you'd probaby be the first to answer Final Jeopardy. You'd probably finish third at the rate it was going, too. (61st through 65th eliminated)
Two-Minute Drill
Password
The Joker's Wild
Bullseye
High Rollers

One of these days, the way for you to even make it this high is for you to pick me out of a lineup, a la To Tell the Truth. Two are full of it. Guess which two. (56th through 60th eliminated)
Dog Eat Dog
Wipeout
1 vs. 100
The Big Showdown
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

The first time we ever meet face to face, I'm going to be like Wilson from Home Improvement. You're only seeing everything from the eyes up. Good news is that you are seeing me. (51st through 55th eliminated)
Merv Griffin's Crosswords
Fun House
20Q
High Stakes Poker
Tic Tac Dough

Let's see here... If I could relate you to anything, it might be a reality show contestant that does all the right things but then gets dumped right before the jury. That's what you are. (46th through 50th eliminated)
What's My Line?
Blockbusters
World Series Of Blackjack
The Power of 10
Face the Music

To show why you're eliminated this soon, you should look at whatever negatives you have. They may negate all of the positives you also have. Congrats for making it halfway. (41st through 45th eliminated)
Hollywood Squares
Street Smarts
Starcade
Twenty-One
That's the Question

If being eliminated this far meant that you were getting a phone call, I'd be doing it through the magic of voice recording. I still care, but I can't say it face to face. (36th through 40th eliminated)
Debt
Catch-21
I Survived a Japanese Game Show
Stump the Schwab
Double Dare (Summers)

That's it! I like you, but it's like picking off flower petals and then finding out that I don't really "like you". (31st through 35th eliminated)
The Dating Game
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Don't Forget the Lyrics!
Name That Tune
Super Password

My headache has amazingly gotten better since we obviously want to get rid of you this early on. To that, my head thanks you. *headache smiles in response* (26th through 30th eliminated)
Wheel of Fortune
Figure it Out
Set For Life
Fire Me... Please!
I've Got a Secret

Get out of here. I can't think of anything witty to say, but you're repulsive enough. My stress level doesn't rise as much if you're here, though. (21st through 25th eliminated)
Born Lucky
Inquizition
Who Dares Wins
Beat the Clock
To Tell the Truth

You're forgettable, but not as forgettable as your faithful host when she forgets to drop a division name in here. (16th through 20th eliminated)
I'm Telling
Identity
Nick Arcade
Poker Royale
The Apprentice

Nothing, not even you, could top the time that my mother accidently slammed my arm in the car. I was three, okay? I remember it so well 'cause it hurt like a beyotch. (11th through 15th eliminated)
Survivor
Hell's Kitchen
Minute to Win It
Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour
The Newlywed Game

My ex-boyfriend was better than you. But at least you don't try to constantly hold my hand and shout death threats when we broke up. (6th through 10th eliminated)
Without Prejudice?
Get the Picture
Dancing With the Stars
How Much is Enough?
College Mad House

Oh, no. No. We can't have you trolling around here much longer. Why don't you get the hell on out of here before you cause more chaos? Jesus H... (1st through 5th eliminated)
Child's Play
Starface
I Want to Be a Hilton
The Cut
GUTS

So that means we're going to do Ultimate Game Show Survivor 19, starting tomorrow night. You can post any suggestions for titles in this thread. Keep 'em PG. Thanks for playing, and we'll meet back here in about 24 hours.