GSN City: The Next Generation

[TheNewNeko]

(the tape of the show is reviewed)

Neko: Jamie got that with about 1/4 of a second left. They won the 3D TV, the PSP Go, the twin bicycles, the pool table, the trip to San Francisco, all told cash and prizes... $21,687. That's all the time we have for today. Remember: It's not a fun game unless you're really messy! Maybe now Nate and Jamie will appreciate the contestants who run the course. Tomorrow when our host gets cleaned up, he'll be back hosting the job. For today, I'm Steven Katerra, peace out!

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(in the hot tub)

Stephanie: Really? Pete threatened to hang you by your underwear?

Tania: My guess is he doesn't watch us every night. ::laughs::

Erica: How did you know your hacker friends would watch?

Tania: Just because I no longer hack doesn't mean I don't keep in touch with my syndicate.

Neko: So Erica, how did that "Naked News 35" promise go?

Erica: Third highest rated show of the year. In fact, next week we're going to have a bunch of your friends down there to discuss something over the summer.

Neko: My friends?

Erica: Yep, four of them... name begins with an S, ends with an A and has IRENI in the middle.

Tania: I love those girls! They're so fun!

Erica: The 2011 season is opening up and that means the Calgary Starlets and Montreal Magique will be part of the league.

Neko: That's right! THe NVL is starting up!

Erica: mmm hmmm... I'm still trying to get Erica Campbell from the Enchantrix down here.

Stephanie: I want to meet her again! Can you arrange a meeting?

Erica: Sure. She's slated to be down here on April 7th, got a day free?

Stephanie: I'll check my calendar.

(TBC...)

[fandude41]

(At the Fandude house)

Jamie: That was a close win.

Nate: No Kidding. We now have a new respect for the contestants who run that thing. Where did you learn to leap that far?

Jamie: Curves...

Nate: Stupid Question.. CoS 2.1.

Jamie: Right. I'm wondering how many views we got on our Run.

Nate: 1.5 Million. I had to comment on how it was only for one Day, and we didn't know what the stagehands would throw at us.

Jamie: Well, they got their revenge and a laugh.

Nate: Indeed, but I'm never running that course again. It's harder than it looks!

Jamie: Was worried when you did the backflip and slid out of the Sushi.

Nate: The Backflip was for show, Sliding out, I had Gak on my Shoe.

Jamie: I'll be glad when the show gets back to Normal.

Nate: Oh, did you hear? The Banker got arrested for kidnapping.

Jamie: AGAIN?

Nate: Something's foul... It doesn't feel right here in the City.

Jamie: You don't think...

Nate: I think someone whom we banned from the city is coming back. I'm calling up Neko.

(Nate calls up Neko, but forgets something while he's dialing)

[TBC]

[TheNewNeko]

Neko: She's back...

Nate: Who?

Neko: One of the most annoying people ever to walk the face of this planet.

Nate: Oh no, not...

Neko: Rebecca Black.

Nate: When did we ban her?

Neko: About a month ago. The puppy incident...

Nate: The puppy incident?

Neko: She played a concert at Fleming Beach, unknown to all of us. 67 puppies howled so loudly at her singing that she was considered a public disturbance.

Nate: ::chuckles:: Really?

Neko: Fourteen people complained of having their ears bleed. I'll leave it up to you to determine if it was Rebecca's singing or the dogs' howling.

Nate: Why would she return?

Neko: I dunno, but we have less than two weeks to find out. She's returning a week from...

Nate: Ugh, I think I know what's coming...

Neko: Friday.

(TBC...)

[racingchick1020]

*Mandy is sitting on a bed in her house. The house is quiet. Her eyes slowly close on her when the phone rings.*

Mandy: Who the hell's calling me? *picks up phone* Hello?

Neko: *using speakerphone from wherever he is* Guess who?

Mandy: Don't joke with me. Why are you calling me?

Neko: Nate and I have some bad news.

Mandy: What are you talking about? Bad news? Tell me.

Neko: Okay, name a singer you can't stand.

Mandy: Really? I can think of quite a few people...

Neko: Want a clue?

Mandy: Fine. Give me a hint.

Neko: Friday.

Mandy: Oh, no. Not that (b-bomb).

Nate: Yes, her!

Mandy: Why is she coming here? Again?

Neko: That's what we're trying to find out.

Nate: We could use help!

Mandy: And you're recruiting me? I'm telling you, I'm going solo. No mantourage.

Neko: Why not?

Mandy: One's got head problems right now, one's AWOL, and the other one's working to get ready for Friday. You choose which activity belongs to which menber.

Nate: Fair enough. So you're in.

Mandy: You bet I am.

Neko: Great! You two join me in my office this week and we can start figuring this out.

Mandy: No problem. Glad to do business with you. Oh, one more thing...

Neko: What's that?

Mandy: Why'd you arrange a three-way conversation with me?

Neko: I knew you'd be interested in throwing her out with ease.

Mandy: *chuckles* Well, you know me perfectly.

[TBC by either Neko or Nate]

[fandude41]

(At an unknown location)

Neko: She has some brass coming back here.

Nate: We could give her the Glee treatment... Bieber swore he'd never come back after being slushie'd.

Mandy: Where can we get that much Slush drink in a hurry?

Nate: 7-11. Slurpees.

Neko: Isn't that so cold you'd get brain freeze?

Nate: Yeah, but we'll warm it up a few degrees so nothing major happens.

Mandy: What about paintballing?

Nate: That gets old fast, we need a new tactic on banning unneeded people.

Neko: Felica Teng might be of help.

Mandy: What the hell did Rebecca do to get blackbelted?

Nate, Neko (Unison): Friday.

Mandy: Oh. That monstrosity of a song.

Nate: Least it's not as bad as beaver.

Neko: Any other Ideas?

Nate: I got one...

[TBC by Neko]

[ddavenport]

Dave: Rebecca? Dear God, not her...

Nate: You said it. Desperate times...

Dave: ...call for desperate measures. I think I have a plan.

Nate: What is it?

Dave: You'll see, Nate. You'll see.

*TBC by Nate or Neko*

[TheNewNeko]

Neko: We're seeing a major influx in annoying pop singers coming in. I think someone may be behind this. Someone who has very bad music tastes and who was admonished some time ago to the Hall of Shame.

Nate: No way... we have the Hall of Shame hosts under monitor...

Neko: Call it a hunch. I think Seacrest may be behind all these lousy singers being put here.

Kandice: Did you hear? Ugh... Rebecca Black is coming back to GSN City.

Neko: Yeah, I heard that Dave has a plan.

Kandice: Interesting. Do tell!

Mandy: I hope we do something. That girl can't sing for the life of her.

Kandice: Ugh, anyone who uses that damn auto-tune sounds like nails on a chalkboard...

Neko: Oh I hear you.

Megan: I have an idea. I call it "Code Red".

Neko: You're not going to D'Onofrio her, are you?

Megan: No, no, no... but if I can acquire, say, 350 gallons of red paint between now and next week, I think we can have some *real* fun. Preferably scarlet red.

(TBC...)

[racingchick1020]

Mandy: We're going Carrie-style on Rebecca Black?

Megan: You need to clarify. Some of us haven't exactly watched movies like that.

Kandice: You're out of the times, hun. In Carrie, she gets pig's blood dumped on her. She then goes and offs pretty much everyone in her senior class.

Megan: Rebecca's going to off everyone in GSN City?

Neko: Uh... I'm pretty sure she isn't.

Mandy: Scarlet red is almost the color of human blood. And other mammals' blood. Anyone for a little pest removal?

Neko: And Dave said he had the answer?

Nate: Yeah. (Ed note: Thanks for jumping in when I said "TBC by Neko".) We're dumping blood on her.

Megan: Nice. How does that go down?

Dave: Well...

[TBC by Neko]

[TheNewNeko]

Nate: I checked the local paint shop, I got 30 gallons.

Megan: 35 here. Not too shabby.

Mandy: Another 30 gallons... how many do we have total?

Neko: Well, with the stock we had on hand... 155 gallons. Not too bad, we're short of the 350 gallons that Megan suggested but keep in mind Rebecca is like 13.

Nate: We should do something though to offset this, so that the younger demographic don't think we're trying to alienate them.

Neko: Hmm?

Megan: You're right. Neko, the one crowd that disapproves of you is the 10-15 crowd... 52 - 46% in the latest poll. We need to do something that will really ROKK them.

Neko: Yeah, but most really young acts suck. Do you have an idea for one that really represents the party attitude?

Nate: I found one, but I'll need to see if I can get them down here on such short notice.

Neko: Really? I think I know who you're talking about. And it would go well with the red paint we're spilling.

Mandy: Whoa... can I buy a vowel?

Neko: No worries, Mandy. LAst week I heard about a band of girls that are all about 15 years old that rock. Kinda like a younger version of Paramore, except slightly heavier.

Mandy: And who are these "girls"?

Neko: They're called Cherri Bomb and I think they'll do good for the family-friendly venue. We'll have GSN's kids listen to this.

Mandy: Can you get them down here in three days?

Nate: Probably. Since they're under 18, the venue has to be family friendly. Where the heck can we go?

Neko: The GSN City Auditorium. Remember where Cody had the JoBros concert? Yeah, we can seat up to 55,000 people there, remember?

Mandy: So slate Cherri Bomb for 1915 hours on Friday?

Neko: 1915 sounds about right since Rebecca will start playing at 7 P.M.

Mandy: Are we gonna make special red and white lights for them?

(TBC...)

[TheNewNeko]

Neko: Oh. My. God.

Mandy: What is it?

Neko: Things are worse than I thought. Turns out Rebecca isn't the only one who's going to make an appearance.

Nate: No way. Who else could possibly make things worse?

Neko: The woman whose video is just... well, watch at your own risk.

Mandy: HER TOO? Jenna (f-bomb)ing Rose?

Neko: Yep... really bad stuff.

Nate: Who is Jenna Rose?

Neko: Ugh, I wish I could forget her. She's a 12-year old whose trying to be like Britney Spears. Her second video crosses the line between artistic freedom and creepy. (I swear you'll need a shower after this video)

Mandy: So we got two underage pop princesses to take care of?

Megan: It would appear that way.

(TBC...)

[ddavenport]

Dave: While we're dealing with this Rebecca Black and Jenna Rose crap, I almost forgot-it's time for the annual July 4th celebration on Riordan Beach! All the usual suspects will be there, along with a few new acts I'm sure you'll love! Besides that,we'll have Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs provide the fireworks, and there will be all sorts of activities going on! And not only that, it's going on for two whole weeks!

Nate: And in addition, GSN 15 will kickoff the 12 Games of Summer on the 4th as well! Here's the schedule:

July 4th: Deal or No Deal with George Gray
July 5th: The Big Spin with Todd Newton and Julielinh Parker
July 6th: Minute to Win It with Cat Deeley
July 7th: Jackpot! with Tom Bergeron
July 8th: Bullseye with Chuck Woolery
July 9th: Russian Roulette with Wayne Brady
July 10th: Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? with Stuart Scott
July 11th: Let's Make a Deal with Carson Daly
July 12th: Supermarket Sweep with Donny Osmond
July 13th: Match Game with Bill Engvall
July 14th: Make Me A Millionaire with Doug Davidson and Lisa Guerrero
July 15th: Catch 21 with John Anderson and Mikki Padilla

Dave:Sounds good! Can't wait!

(TBC by Nate preferably)

[TheNewNeko]

(I miss this thread. To be honest with you, I've been amiss in posting on it)

Neko: Hey gang! Good news! Sirenia's going to be in town this week for a big Labor Day bash!

Nate: What happened to Jenna and Rebecca?

Neko: Hehehhee. Payback.

(Flashback, Chuck Barris Center, August 14, 2011)

Rebecca: See this? It's a beautiful place to be...

Jenna: I agree. Although as a 12-year old trying to be sexy, I think we could...

Mandy: You could try to do nothing except look cool in red!

Hundreds of gallons of red paint pour down on the two as Mandy dives for the front seats

Jenna Rose: Oh My God!

Rebecca Black: This was my favorite outfit. It'll take me until next Friday to clean it!

Jenna: What in the heck did we do to deserve this?

Megan, from the rafters: You have no idea...

(TBC...)

[ddavenport]

Ddavenport: Oh yeah, we got em good!

Nate: I'll say! They'll never forget that one for a while.

Ddavenport: Where did Mandy get the idea?

Nate: Confidential information. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Ddavenport: Okay then. What's with the big Labor Day bash?

Nate: Neko already said that Sirenia is coming down. Other than that, I just don't know.

Ddavenport: And I take it there's an important anniversary coming up?

Nate: Obviously. I'm sure Neko might have the deets on that, so you might ask him...

(TBC, preferably by Neko)

[racingchick1020]

(Cut to Five Below. Mandy is on the ice with the Mantourage, looking very discouraged.)

Mandy: I don't know who's coming up with this whole thing, but I want you guys to know that I was against the idea the whole time!

Patrice: You were against this torture of Jenna Rose? I have a feeling you didn't even know who the hell she was.

Mandy: That's what I'm trying to say! I don't know the poor girl, but of course... I'm sucked into this whole idea anyway.

Frank: Are you sure people aren't tipping their names into the hat here? You're not the one with blood on her hands, that's for sure.

Marty: Wait. Hold on. I'm a bit confused here. What's going on? Jenna Rose? Mandy's in the middle of a huge lie?

(Mandy skates over to Marty and has him lean down a bit so she can stare into his eyes.)

Mandy: Okay, listen to me real carefully. I'm assuming people are lying about me here. I heard from a voice that it was my idea to dump red paint over Rebecca Black and Jenna Rose at the Fourth of July celebration. Not the case. I might have been in on the discussion, but it was not my idea.

Marty: Oh. That clears everything up. *stands back up* So what are you going to do for the Labor Day celebration?

Mandy: Easy enough. I'm boycotting it.

Patrice: You're boycotting a celebration? What are you going to do instead of head on down to the beach?

Frank: If you're boycotting this, then I'll join in on your plan.

Mandy: Thanks. Maybe if people just listened to others and didn't jump to conclusions, this wouldn't be a problem.

[TBC by Neko ONLY]

[TheNewNeko]

Celebrating the Labor Day Party without Mandy:

Neko: It's a shame, as I didn't do anything wrong. But hey, she's got her reasons. Plus, it wasn't like we did this to Green Day. Jenna Rose was signed by the same people that signed Rebecca Black.

Dave: And have you seen the "O.M.G." video? I mean actually WATCHED IT? creepy!

April Martinez: Hey gang! Did you hear? This is an important anniversary today.

Neko: That's right... it's been...

April: Four years ago today, Sirenia was accepted as a team for GSN City!

Neko: That's so awesome! I forgot about that. Hey, aren't you guys in a playoff situation now?

Karla: Last year shook us a little bit but we're back. We're playing the Calgary Starlets in the first round. We finished in the 2nd slot. The playoff game is tomorrow. Best of five, to 21 points.

Neko: NIce nice...

::THE PA ANNOUNCER SAYS "AND NOW TAKING THE STAGE... STRAIGHT FROM MANCHESTER, ENGLAND... LIQUID SKY!!::

::Liquid Sky takes the stage and starts singing "Watch The Ocean" as thousands of people listen.

April: I heard about this band! They're really good!

(TBC...)

(ED NOTE: Cherri Bomb is a group of 13-15 year old girls that rock pretty good. They're too young to play Riordan Beach, but we could simulcast a concert from an auditorium for them)...