GSN City: The Next Generation

[fandude41]

(As the chosen five approach the cabin, two figures run out)

Del Boy: Bloody 'ell!

Rodney: Run!

Kandice: There's Del and Rod!

Rodney: Hit the ground lads! That guy's bonkers!

Neko: If you find any paintball guns in 5, stay there. Time to flush out the grass.

Del Boy: Right! We still have our EMP's.

(The five salute the Trotters, both cross paths until the cabin is barely visible)

Nate: This is serious now. Let's talk plans.

(Nate makes a motion for Kandi and Neko to go around the back, Claudia to plant the bait, Trotter to us back up, and for me to knock on the front door; the group nods, Nate Salutes)

(Inside the Cabin)

Preston:Rotten Trick!

Jamie: Have a nice trip?

Preston:Shut up you!

(A pounding is heard at the door, Preston grabs his Paintball gun)

Preston: Who goes there?!

Charlie: Help! Being flanked!

(Nate silently places the tape recorder under the stairs, makes a move with Claudia to the back of the Cabin)

Preston: Is it those losers from GSNU?

Charlie (on tape, Preston doesn't know it): Can't tell, but their shots are getting better! HELP!

Preston:Look for a hiding spot, I'll be out looking for the one who is called Specter.

(Neko and Kandice silently make their way through the back of the cabin to the front, with Claudia and Nate in tow, stealthily closing the back door)

(Nate prepares his tranquilizer dart and his Stinkbomb paintballs)

(Meanwhile....)

Preston: Charlie! Charlie!

(No response)

Preston: Are you out?

(Silence)

Preston: Cut the mime act! Are you in or are you out?

(Preston peeks outside, sees no one, steps onto the front steps of the cabin)

Preston: Quit playing games!

(Preston looks around, but yet again, nothing.)

Preston: Well, (S-bomb)!

(Preston walks back inside, closing the door behind him, unbeknownst to him, He's about to be flanked)

(In the next room, Kandice is counting down silently with hand motions)

Kandice: *Mouths NOW!*

(The door flies open, Preston fires a shot out of reflex, hits the ceiling)

Preston: Not again!

(Preston looks up, and Nate fires off his Tranquilizer dart, hitting him in the neck, Quickly fires off Two shots, one disarms him, and one hits him right square in the Benedettos, Nate quickly hides behind that wall)

Preston: Damn it! I'm out!

(The tranquilizer starts to set in)

Preston:Must.. Call.. Chad...

[TBC]

[TheNewNeko]

(As Preston reaches for his communicator, Kandice steps on it, smashing it into 20 pieces)

Preston: What.... are... you... zzzzzz....

Kandice: Oh God, has this guy ever heard of a shower? He needs to take one.

Nate: No, that's just my special paintball. It's Tracey's mix of roughly 40 particularly pungent smells...

Kandice: That's right. She never told me it was finished though.

Nate: I got a couple of dozen rounds here if you want to keep your kill streak going, although I don't know how many more marks you can put on your arm, there Specter.

Kandice: Hahahaha. I think I will take you up on that offer.

(Nate hands Kandice a roll of 30 specially made paintballs)

Neko: What do we do with Sir Stinky and his seven remaining paintballs of death?

Del Boy: Oh man, that smells worse than Rodney's tuna casserole!

Rodney: Gordon Bennett, you said you like my casserole.

Neko: Alright. There's no time to waste. Here's what I know. There's about 100 of those Spartans left and they're sparsely scattered throughout the nine areas.... wait, Kandice. What have you got?

Kandice: ::twirling around her $74,000 necklace:: This thing? You bought it for me, remember honey?

Neko: Really? I mean of course I did! Okay... has anyone here cased that mansion?

Kandice: I have. I know the rooms and have a tactical strategy.

Neko: That's awesome, babe. Okay, Kandice will lead a strike team to get Chad and Carson and hopefully pelt them with those stinky paintballs. The people who are not picked will go around and weaken the numbers. Remember: Even if we beat Carson and Chad, the game will not be over until all of the Spartans or all of us have been beat.

Del Boy: And if we don't beat Spartan?

Kandice: ::shows her arm which has 38 tally marks on it:: You keep me in this game, and we'll beat them...

(TBC...)

[ddavenport]

Kandice: Remember, stay low and do not make a sound. If Chad or Carson see us, we're toast.

Chad: What are you guys doing here?

Carrie (strips down to her underwear and seduces Chad): You Spartan guys have a lot of guts.

Nate: Now's your chance, Neko! Hit him with the tranquilizer!

(Neko jabs tranquilizer syringe into Chad's arm while Carrie is still seducing him)

Chad: What the (F-bomb) is that? Must...call...Preston...

(Nate steps on Chad's walkie talkie, crushing it into millions of pieces)

Nate: Two down, one to go.

(meanwhile)

Heather: $100,000 and control of GSN City...this is the life.

(Del Boy and Rodney jump down from nearby tree)

Del Boy: Gotcha!

Heather: Ew! What the (F-bomb) is that? Smells like rotting fish!

Rodney: I told you these are good for something!

Del Boy: Gordon Bennett, you never told me these smell like rotting fish, did you?

(TBC by Nate or Neko)

[fandude41]

(Meanwhile in 9)

Kandice: Shall we storm the mansion or split up?

Neko: Two teams of two. I can trust you with Kandice, right Eagle?

Nate: Come on, I'm a married man! I can behave!

Neko: Alright, Kandice and Nate will take the back of the mansion, and Claudia and I will take the side doors. Take NO prisoners.

(In Area 5)

Carson: Bad Karma to Crackshot, Bad Karma to Crackshot..

(Static is heard)

Carson: Damn it! Bad Karma to Dead eye.

(More Static)

Carson: This is serious.. Just Lee and I left... We can't lose! We just CAN'T!

(En route to the Mansion)

Nate: Damn, 40 Kills? Beats my 15. -shows Tallies with two golden marks-

Kandice: I love my city. I hate for it to get in the hands of THEM.

Nate: Plus, who knows what would happen. -shudders-

Kandice: I heard you literally put someone to sleep in 7.

Nate: Yes, Optical Nerve pinch.

Kandice: Remind me to stay on your good side. How's your ammo?

Nate: 20 shots. You?

Kandice: 15. We're running low, so don't get cocky.

(In the Study of the mansion, Lee is on high alert)

Lee: This is something right out of a horror movie. Your friends being killed off, not literally left and right, not knowing who will be next or when your turn is going to come.. -gulps-

(Lee passes through that Kitchen where Chad was locked in the freezer)

(At the Back door of the Mansion)

Nate: Rank patrolling. Wait until he leaves the area.

(In the Kitchen)

Lee: This is too Damn creepy...

(Lee makes his way to the Lounge)

(At the Door)

Kandice: NOW!

(The doors blow open, Lee turns in the nick of time to get hit in the Knee with a stinkball)

Lee: DAMN IT!

-Nate lifts up Lee by his shirt neck, stomps on his radio and pins him to the wall-

Nate: What do you know?!

Lee: Bite me!

Nate: Going to play the good cop/bad cop gag eh?

(Nailguns Lee to the wall)

Kandice: You're not going anywhere! Tell me what you know!

Lee: I'll never talk!

(Nate slams the butt of his gun in Lee's chest)

Nate: Now?

[TBC by Neko]

[veefromva]

Happy New Year!

[ddavenport]

Um, the post did say TBC by Neko, right?

[TheNewNeko]

Lee: No dice. Please, Spartan Hazings are worse than this.

Kandice: Oh really? Wait until I'm done with you... ::shows arm with forty tally marks on them::

Lee: La Fantasma... it doesn't matter. I'm already out of the game.

Kandice: Really? So that's the way you're going to act?

Lee: Yep, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

Kandice: You know, Lee, you don't have enough color in your face.

Lee: Ha. We still have sixty-two Spartans left and you guys are all running out of ammo. Go ahead and shoot.

::Kandice walks out of the room, and comes back in with an open can of black paint and throws it on Lee::

Lee: I didn't see that coming...

Kandice: I took the advice of the Rolling Stones... I chose to "Paint it Black".

Nate: Nice one!

Kandice: Now, talk. Where is Carson?

Neko: Holy (S-bomb!)

Claudia: You can say that again.

Kandice: What is it, hon?

Neko: Carson has more than one gun made out of sterling silver.

Lee: Ha ha ha ha. Just give up now, Specter. We have you outmanned and outgunned.

Nate hits him again with the butt of his gun:

Lee: Ooow! God! You know, paintball guns aren't supposed to be used for that?

Kandice: Unless you want to spend the next couple of days explaining to your Spartan boyfriends why you look like a test pattern, I'd highly recommend you talk.

Lee: Okay, okay... they're at the abandoned school. It's next to a town that looks like an old ghost town. Preston had a fascination with the Old West so he had a replica of it built in Area 1. It has a saloon, a general store, a weapon shop. Carson is going to hide out there.

Kandice: How many of the sixty-two?

Lee: I don't know. Maybe a dozen. The remaining Spartans have been scattered.

Kandice: Okay. You stay right here...

Lee: :: points to the nail keeping him to the wall:: Where am I going to go?

::Kandice walks upstairs where Neko is standing over a closet with sterling silver guns, all with different names on them::

Kandice: FIVE more guns?

Neko: No. He had a total of eight. There are three empty slots in this rack.

Kandice: Are they all?

Neko: Empty. Except for "Rachel". ::holds up gun #7:: Five shots. That's all she's got.

Kandice: Might be enough. Guess what I found out?

Neko: What?

Kandice: Carson, the last big wig is hiding out in Area 1, near the school in a 19th Century ghost town.

Neko: If I know Carson, he probably booby-trapped the cache there and is waiting for us to take the guns and ammo so he could barrage us in paint.

Kandice: We have to take him down to keep control of the City and earn that money.

(TBC...)

[ddavenport]

Carson: You guys picked a bad time! GSN City will soon be mine!

Neko: That's what you think!

Carson: Just give up now! Your continued prattling is useless!

Nate: Not gonna happen.

Carson: Well, I guess I'll just have to take you guys out now...HEY!

(Del Boy and Rodney grab Carson)

Del Boy: Gordon Bennett! What have we 'ere?

Rodney: This is the so-called ringleader of Spartan.

Carson: Let me go or else I'll plug all of you with paint!

Del Boy: Not a chance in 'ell.

Carson: Damn it! You're all going to pay! (fires paintball gun, which accidentally hits bucket of green paint overhead) Now what did you do? I'm covered in green paint!

Neko: Okay, here's the deal. Either you tell us where the deed to GSN City and the $100K is or you'll be in for quite a shock.

Carson: Tell you? NEVER! HEY! WHAT THE (F-bomb) ARE YOU DOING?

Neko: Told you! Now, tell us where it is-unless you want another 2,000 volts going through you.

Carson: I said I won't tell you! STOP IT! YOU'RE TRYING TO ELECTROCUTE ME!

Neko: Now, let's do this one more time. Where is it?

Carson: I'm not telling you! QUIT IT! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? OKAY! The deed and $100,000 are in a safe located in an underground bunker near the mansion. You'll have to disable the security system first. I have hidden the security code and combination in this cache right here, but I doubt you'll find it since you'll be in for an unpleasant surprise if you ever get near it.

Kandice: I knew it! We must find a way to get the security code and combination without setting off the trap.

Neko: I bet this calls for another one of your crackpot plans...

(TBC)

[TheNewNeko]

(Since Carson isn't technically OUT because he got hit with the paint can, we can assume that there are still a few Spartans left...)

Kandice: Well, not entirely my idea...

::Kandice flips open her Droid phone and dials Tania North at Naked News 35::

Kandice: Please Tania... be there.

Tania: Tania North.

Kandice: Thank God. Tania, how are you?

Tania: Kandice! You still at that paintball match?

Kandice: Yeah, I'm hiding in an old general store. Listen, uh... Carson planted a booby trap on a security code and combination that has the GSN City Deed and the $100,000 in cash.

Tania: How many Spartans are left?

Kandice: This is their last batch... there's maybe 12 left.

Tania: Carson's one of the wealthiest people in the state. He probably has the most state-of-the-art security system out there. I wouldn't be able to hack it for days. But I bet that his booby trap isn't as well protected. If you think about it, he only had about 30 minutes to set it up.

Kandice: What do you suppose?

Tania: well, have you considered shields of some sort?

Kandice: Shields?

Tania: Tracey says there's a 93.7% chance that it's a paint trap. Think about it. If he had access to explosives, he would have needed more time to set it up properly. A spike trap is illegal in this match. And a flash bomb wouldn't do too much good, it's the middle of the day. As for an alarm trap, all the Spartans left over are near the school. What would they need an alarm for?

Kandice: I gotta go. One of the last 12 is in the store.

Tania: Okay... stay safe.

Aaron: I know I could hear you here.

Kandice: Quick... I gotta think of a way out or a way to snipe this son of a...

(meanwhile, in the A/V room)

Claudia: 12 left.... 11.... We're doing it!

Nate: I need to go out there with Rachel.

Claudia: I thought you were married to Jamie.

Nate: The gun, Claudia. I'm determined to win this match once and for all...

Claudia: I wouldn't, Nate. The gun has only 5 shots on it, and there are still 11 baddies out there.

(TBC...)

[ddavenport]

Tania: Ok, we need to think of a plan.

Neko: First, we need a decoy. Any takers?

Kandice: I'll go out there.

Tania: While Kandice is out there, that should buy us some time to override the security system.

Nate: And what is my part in all of this?

Tania: You're going to be our sacrificial lamb. 5 shots and 11 Spartans left-you do the math.

Neko: Good. And the Trotters?

Tania: They're going to stand watch in the A/V room...just in case. Also, if we want to use the EMP, now would be as good a time as any.

Nate: Good. I just hope you know what you're doing.

Tania: Let's be careful out there...

(TBC by Neko)

[TheNewNeko]

Kandice: Watch the Master at work...

::Kandice jumps out and rolls behind a guy and yells at the top of her lungs "LA FANTASMA!!"::

Carson: ::turns and fires, hitting the guy in front of Kandice, covering him in green paint::

Jason: (F-BOMB) man! watch that trigger finger! She's behind me!

Carson: I got you now...

Kandice: Hey Carson, do you know what the best part is about having been a cheerleader for five years?

Carson: This... ::fires a Paintball that Kandice swings Raven around for, hitting the paintball and sending it 30 feet in another direction where it splats against the wall of the general store::

Carson: ::stunned:: Whoa... that was pretty awesome!

Kandice: You want awesome? Five years lets me do THIS! ::does an eye-high kick that knocks the gun behind him and says:: Now smile for the birdie!! ::fires her last three shots, hitting three of his minions::

Carson: (F-bomb!) We're down to seven?

Nate: Go you crazy Specter, go!

Kandice: (s-bomb). I'm out of ammo...

Carson: Not your lucky day then... say goodbye, Specter! ::aims and shoots but Kandice cartwheels out of the way and lands behind a crate where a Spartan named Jim is out cold after hitting an anvil on his way down...

Kandice: Son of a (b-bomb)!!

(TBC...)

[fandude41]

(At the Crate cache)

Nate: Where is that wire... AHA!

(Cracks open the wirebox to reveal a hodgepodge of wires and small electronics)

Nate: This is more complicated than trying to spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. How to make this safe without getting a paintbath...

(As Nate tries to disable the trap, a Spartan sees him)

Gary: Freeze Scumbag!

(Nate fires a shot blindly behind his back)

Gary: (S-bomb!) Right in the shin!

Nate: Down to Six. I have ONE paintball left. This is cutting it close. I think I got this.. But to play it safe..

(Deploys an EMP, but it attracts the attention of Tom)

Tom: What do we have here?

(Nate pops his head from behind the crate, showing 20 Kill marks on his sleeve, 2 are Golden)

Tom: You are NOT A GOD!

Nate: Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?

(Tom quickly aims, but is hit in the hand by a stinker)

Tom: I'm going to be sick! What was in that!!

Nate: I'll never tell!

(Tom runs off, Nate finds a Place to hide to radio Kandice)

Nate: Eagle to Specter. I got It down to 5, found a cache, but I don't know If I disabled it by hotwiring it or deploying my EMP. When it's Safe, come to my area.

(Nate looks down to find Three random paintballs)

Nate: This has to hold me over until Kandi gets here.

[TBC by NEKO only]

[ddavenport]

Carson: Come out, come out wherever you are! You know you can't hide forever!

Kandice (via walkie talkie) La Phantasma to Beckoning Cat...come in.

Neko: What is it?

Kandice: I'm all out of ammo.

Neko: See the crate in front of you?

Kandice: Yep.

Neko: There may be ammo in there. It may still be booby-trapped, so be careful.

Kandice: Okay.

Carson: Show yourself, coward! You afraid of Spartan?

Kandice: Not on your life!

Carson: Well then, eat this! (aims and shoots, but Kandice backflips out of the way)

Kandice: Well, here goes...(grabs ammo from crate, setting off booby trap in the process)

Carson: SON OF A (B-bomb)! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Kandice: Don't make me turn you into a test pattern!

(meanwhile)

Tania: How many?

Neko: Six, by my count...no, make it five.

Tania: Good.

Neko: Anything on the security system?

Tania: No luck, but I'm still trying.

Neko: Are Del Boy, Rodney and Carrie still in the A/V room?

Tania: Yep, but we may need them sooner rather than later...

(Neko hears a voice)

Nate (via walkie talkie): I'M HIT!

Neko: I'll call in the troops to get Nate and mop up any stragglers. You go ahead and keep hacking into the security system.

Tania: What about Kandice?

Neko: I'll tell her reinforcements are on the way.

(TBC by Neko or Nate)

[TheNewNeko]

Kandice walks out with her hands up, completely confusing Carson:

Carson: What the (f-bomb)?

Kandice: I have to surrender. My gun has no more paintballs in it.

Carson: What the hell? after all that?

Kandice: What can I say? I give in to the superior paintballer. But you wouldn't hurt a harmless, defenseless cheerleader, would you?

Carson: Watch me! ::sets his sights on Kandice as she continues to speak::

Kandice: Wouldn't your friend Jason like the glory of wiping out the kill leader?

Jason: Yeah, man. Why should YOU get all the glory? I want this kill!

Carson: SHUT UP!! ::shoots him with a paintball, knocking the total down to four::

Jason: What the (f-bomb) did you do that for, dude? She's right there and competely out of ammo.

Kandice: That's not exactly true... :: pulls out a .22 handgun paintball gun and shoots Jeff in the chest, covering him with paint::

Jeff: What the hell?

----------------------------------------------------

(10 minutes earlier, when Kandice was hiding behind the crate with Jim)

Kandice: He was holding a paintball gun. It's a handgun. :: picks up the paintball gun::

Hmmm... only four shots. I have to get their squad down to four, then I'll be able to do this.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(returning to present time)

Kandice: ::rolls forward and shoots Michael and Ben in the chest::

Michael: (S-bomb), I'm out!

Ben: Carson, you suck!

Carson: SPARTANS, TO ME!

::everyone within earshot shakes their head::

Ben: Forget it, Carson. You're the only one left here.

Kandice quickly dives behind the crate while Del Boy, Carrie and Rodney are still almost a ways from Area 1

Kandice checks the gun: One shot left. Royal purple ink. Carson has been hit by paint from six different sources but he hasn't officially been hit by a paintball. How long until the Trotters arrive?

Tania: At their current speed, 9.8 minutes.

Kandice: I may not have 9.8 minutes, Tania.

Tania: And you only have one shot left. So... TAKE THAT MOTHER(F-BOMB)ER DOWN!

(TBC...)

[fandude41]

(In the Old general Store)

Nate: Why do I ALWAYS pick the smallest place to hide in?

(Peeks out a crack in the shelf door)

Nate: Clear.

(Nate hears paintballs hitting a surface at a rapid rate)

Nate: What in the name of Hwanin?

(Nate pockets the Paintball roll in his coat pocket, tip toes to the sound of repeating flak)

Carson: Surrender (b-bomb, slang for a female dog)!

Kandice: Bite me!

(As the two are yelling, Nate is right behind Carson)

Nate: Hey, Spartan!

(Nate Pinches Carson's optical nerve, no effect)

Carson: What's with the neck?

Nate: (to self) Crap! Improvise Nate!

(Carson turns Around)

Carson: Crap! My gun's jammed!

(Nate gives Carson a kick in the midsection, cups his head in his forearm, and Performs a Stone Cold Stunner, then pinches his optical nerve again)

Carson: *Snoring*

Nate: You Okay Kandice?

Kandice: THAT, is going on youtube!

(Nate rolls behind the Crate)

Nate: I found a partly used Roll of Paintballs. Spartan Jim was sloppy on his Reload. When Carson wakens, hit him with hellfire. I'll work on the wiring on this crate to see if it's booby-trapped.

Kandice: Good idea.

(Both Salute, Kandice moves to another spot, Nate works on the wiring)

[TBC by NEKO ONLY]