GSN City: The Next Generation

[TheNewNeko]

Kandice walks over to where Carson is coming to

Carson: The... hell?

Kandice: Hey Carson. Who's got the upper hand now?

Carson: Shi.... what kind of cheap move did you do?

Kandice: Me? Nothing. THIS IS GSN CITY!

Carson reaches for his gun and Kandice pulls out her .22, with Raven around her back

Kandice: Do you feel lucky, PUNK?

Carson: You won't do that. Look at your kill count. Forty-seven kills? Out there, you're just a cheerleader and girlfriend of the Mayor, here you're "La Fantasma", the Specter. ::buying enough time, he grabs the gun and tries to shoot but his gun is still jammed::

Del Boy: Oooh bloody 'ell! We just made it! Did we miss the action?

Kandice: Nope, but Carson can say 'ello to my little friend... ::grabs her .22 caliber handgun and fires the purple ball, which hits Carson between the eyes, she quickly puts the half roll into the .22 Caliber handgun as Carson falls to the ground, emptying the .22 Caliber completely on Carson...

Carson: Oow, (F-bomb)!, (S-bomb)! isn't that a little overkill?

Kandice: THIS IS GSN CITY, CARSON!!

Rodney: Gordon Bennett, remind me not to mess with that girl.

Carrie: I don't think you'll ever need a reminder. Kandice, you really wanted a piece of him, didn't you?

Del Boy: I'd say so... did you ever disarm that trap?

Carrie: I think Nate got it. Let's see if we can get that combination and that money is as good as ours.

Kandice: La Phantasma to Beckoning Cat... come in.

Neko: This is Beckoning Cat. How are you?

Kandice: Great! We beat the Spartans. But we need to get that code.

Neko: That shouldn't be a problem. I'll head over there. In the meantime, see if the Trotters can disarm that trap. I'm sure they've got some knick-knack from their store that'll do the trick!

(TBC...)

[palmercomm]

(it just so happens the Trotters have hazmat suits and a few bows and arrows, they fire the arrows at the crate which punctures the trap, Rodney goes in with a pair of shears and starts cutting wires)

[ddavenport]

Rodney: Eeny...meeny...miny...moe...there! That should be the lot of 'em.

Carrie: Good work! Let's wait for Neko so we can open the safe.

Del Boy (via walkie talkie): Trotter to Beckoning Cat...come in.

Neko: What is it?

Del Boy: The trap is disarmed and we've got the code.

Neko: Great! I'm on my way. Hold on until I get there.

Del Boy: We'll be waiting. Trotters out.

(TBC by Neko ONLY)

[TheNewNeko]

Del Boy: 7-6-1-9-8-2. All this trouble for six digits.

Neko: That feels good, doesn't it?

Rodney: Here you go, sir. You will want this. ::hands over the code::

Pete: I'll take that, thank you.

Neko, Del Boy, Rodney, Kandice and Nate: PETE!!

Neko: The hell you will. The game is over.

Pete: I wouldn't say the game is over. There's one player left you didn't hit.

Kandice: No way. We counted 300 people we defeated.

Pete: My intellectually challenged friend. There weren't 300 opponents. There were 301. And all I had to do was wait until all of you ran out of ammo and went into party mode and then I'd come out here, take all of you down and claim victory.

Kandice: No way, Pete. Your name isn't on the Spartan registration.

Pete: Yeah, my intellectually challenged friend, I let my lackeys do my job for me. I hid right outside the game zone while the battle was commencing, then I decided to come in here.

Kandice: Intellectually challenged? What, did they give you a Ph.D. in body odor?

::everyone starts laughing::

Pete: Now hand over the code before things get ugly. And if you try anything, you'll be painted.

Neko: (w to Nate) buy me about 30 seconds. I can take him down.

(TBC...)

[fandude41]

(Stares Pete in the face)

Nate: You know Stinky Pete...

Pete: THE NAME IS SANCHEZ YOU DOLT!

Nate: Whatever Stinky. You know what I can't stand?

Pete: Knowing that you're lame?

Nate: Knowing your shortfall. Think, we can outwit you, we can outlast you, and now, we outplayed you.

Pete: Who are you now, Jeff Probst?

Nate: Do I LOOK like a guy who has clown vomit for a shirt in my collection?

Pete: Get to the POINT, lame-brain.

Nate: I think you're going to see red very soon, and I don't mean bloodloss either.

Pete: What are you going to do, make me wear a Matador outfit?

Nate: No, but that would be nice to film and put on youtube. Think fast, Banker.

Pete: I ALWAYS think --

(Nate gives Pete a taste of Sweet chin music, which in turn makes him turn around to face Neko off-balance)

[TBC by NEKO only]

[TheNewNeko]

(As Pete turns to face Neko, Neko hoists his Paintball gun and fires seven shots, all of which fire red paintballs that decorate him in paint that looks almost like blood.)

Del Boy: What the bloody 'ell?

Neko: I never said I was out of ammo. I had seven shots left. I just needed Nate to buy me a few seconds so I could finish him off.

Rodney: Brilliant! Now let's get to that stash!

(10 minutes later, the group arrives at the bunker)

Neko enters the code and the safe clicks open, in there are large stacks of $50 bills and the deed to the City...

Neko: The spoils of victory...

Nate: That's not all you're going to earn.

Neko: What else could we get?

Kandice: That's right. Preston violated rule 137.34 of the Paintball Act. Hydrofluoric Acid is illegal to use in paintball matches. We might get millions from him in damages or even kick him out of Spartan Academy.

Del Boy: Wow... look at all that money.

Neko: Del Boy, Rodney, Carrie. I want to thank you for helping me hold on to this deed to the city, so as a reward to you, we will hereby award you with the $100,000 in cash.

Rodney: Really? It's all ours?

Neko: Of course. C'mon -- the city gives us close to $22 million in discretionary spending for our parties. $100 grand either way won't make much of a difference.

Del Boy: Gordon Bennett. Look at all that money!

(TBC...)

[circlegirl]

[Back in the City, inside Cafe Glee at the New Directions Center]

Stephanie: My God, how I've missed this place! I had to take an extended leave from the City due to Jamie sending me on that cross-Canada promotional tour to not only promote tourism, but also to our sister station in Calgary who believes in our vision that radio shouldn't be playing excessive amounts of crap. I hope nothing bad has happened since I've been gone.

Jamie (from behind her): Welcome home, Steph. I knew you'd pull off that tour I sent you on! *the two hug*

Stephanie: I really missed you guys. How's Neko and everyone else been doing?

Jamie: Still the same party animals you know and love. Neek has been asking a lot about you, and I can't wait to start shooting a few more episodes of GSN City Squares.

Stephanie: It's amazing to believe that we've been on that long

Jamie: It's all thanks to you girl, I knew you were the right girl for the job when Neek told me about the idea

Stephanie: It sure is good to be back

[TBC]

[ddavenport]

Neko: Steph, we missed you! How was the Great White North?

Steph: It was amazing! Our sister station in Calgary is doing well. What's been happening in GSN City while I was gone?

Neko: Well, other than a paintball match-and an important one at that-not much.

Steph: I heard that on the news. Del Boy and Rodney really deserved the $100,000.

Neko: I'm really excited about the new season of GSN City Squares! Hard to believe you've been on that long!

Steph: Thanks, Neko! I think it's going to be the best season ever!

Neko: I hope so, Steph. I hope so.

(TBC)

[TheNewNeko]

Stephanie: Yeah, GSN City Squares, The $10,000 Towel Run and Casino are all in their 5th seasons now. You know what the key to success is?

Neko: Make something good and don't mess with the format?

Jamie: Also, you have to look at what people want. People want the sexy action of Towel Run and the comedy behind GSN City Squares. That's why we're adapting some shows from across the pond for the early evening block.

Neko: What? Tell me about it.

Jamie: While Stephanie was in Canada, I thought "Why don't we see if we can incorporate some of England's best shows?". Don't worry Stephanie, your show isn't changing times. It will still be on at 6:00, like always.

Neko: So when are these British shows going to air?

Jamie: They're not British shows. They'll be their own adaptations, with a daily show called "The Chase" at 8:00 Monday through Friday. "The Cube" and "The Exit List" will be added to the Saturday lineup, at 8 and 9 P.M. respectably, so we don't overkill them. And I'm trying to get a show called "Breakaway" that looks like it has potential. Also, we have "Wild Card", an original that will come up at 9:00, before the party block starts!

Neko: Nice. I've heard a few things about some of these shows. So what's on the agenda today?

Jamie: Neko, you know that while I was in Calgary, I met the Starlets who all spoke highly of that hot tub that you own. So I'm going to invite them down here for the next party!

Neko: I love those girls. They're so good.

Stephanie: I know the Starlets! Before the next season starts, I'd like to see all 32 teams come down to Riordan Beach.

Jamie: I'm still working on getting the Atlanta Peaches down here, but I think we can arrange a meet-and-greet with all 32 teams.

Neko: Sweet!

(TBC...)

[circlegirl]

Stephanie: The British adaptations are going to make our lineup even better, I think. And yeah, I can't wait to start taping Squares again, the last four seasons have been awesome

Jamie: Absolutely agree, it's been an incredible ride. Speaking of Squares, I've got to start tracking down some stars for the first few weeks of shows, maybe another NVL-themed week?

Neko: I'm all for that, dammit! So, the Starlets are that cool, huh?

Stephanie: They're a great group of girls, they're as awesome as Sirenia and the Enchantrix. Have yet to meet the Montreal Magique girls, but hopefully I'll get a chance if we can get them all down for the meet-and-greet you're planning. By the way, the Starlets asked me to give you this, Neek *hands him an autographed poster of the Starlets with the team logo on the bottom: a silhouette of a woman in a cowboy hat holding a volleyball in one hand against a pink star*

Neko: Whoa, cool! And I see you've added an Enchantrix charm to your Sirenia necklace

Stephanie: They're the two teams I love the most

[TBC]

[TheNewNeko]

(Just so you know, Stephanie, your logos are INCREDIBLE!).

Jamie: Actually, Stephanie. We also have a big surprise for you.

Stephanie: Please don't do anything crazy.

Jamie: Hahahahah. Stephanie, c'mon. I've known you for over 4 years. If I was going to have you do anything out of the ordinary, I'd have asked by now. You won't have to take off your clothes, but you knew that by now. Here's the deal. Season 5 of GSN Squares will have some of the episodes shot from the New Directions Music and Cultural Center!

Stephanie: Really?

Jamie: Yeah. We're hoping to have a hard rock/heavy metal themed week, a jazz themed week and a rap/ hip-hop themed week from different sections of the center!

Stephanie: Oooh, I think I might like that!

Jamie: So will we... :: phone rings:: Oh wait, I'll get that. :: picks up the phone:: Hello? Really? Thank you Jennifer!

Neko: What's that?

Jamie: Stephanie is going to get her wish. We got the Peaches to come over. That means all 32 teams will be available for the Meet and Greet.

::shoots a twitter message that reads::

All 32 #NVL teams to appear on Riordan Beach, Apr. 17th - 25th. Season to start 05-01-12!!

Neko: Nine different days?

Jamie: Your fault, Neko. The girls love Riordan Beach. Unfortunately for you, they will have their clothes on during the meet and greet. Don't worry, though. You'll see more of them when they play volleyball starting in May.

Stephanie: I'm going to meet the Magique girls in two weeks?

Neko: Just don't forget, punkin! Ohhh... almost forgot. You might get a 5th Canadian team, Steph.

Stephanie: Really?

Jamie: Don't say anything, but Winnipeg has asked to buy the Des Moines Darlings for $1.25 million. No word yet on whether the team name will be changed. There will still be 27 teams in the United States, but Canada will have five teams now instead of four. Canada is starting to love the Nude Volleyball League, and it's all thanks to you, Steph!

(TBC...)

[fandude41]

(In GSN City Courthouse)

Aubrie: Court is in session. GSN City Vs Preston Richardson from Spartan High for violation of Section 137.34 of the Paintball Act. The use of Hydrofluoric Acid. The prosecution may now make their case.

Barbara Howe: Thank you, your honor. The defendant, a Mr. Preston paid $11,000 CASH for 10 paintballs filled with the Lethal acid to claim the "head" of the one they called "The Specter". I have received documentation that a bounty of $35,000 was placed on her head if they could bring her to the defendant, so Preston can hit her with one of those specially made paintballs, along with 7 others whom are in this courtroom right now.

Aubrie: You said there were 10.. what happened to some?

Barbara: Two got fired into the Defandant's lackeys. We assume they died in transit to be treated. One got fired into the ceiling of the shed where they kept a hostage, and said hostage was going to be hit by aforementioned paintball. Other 7 are in evidence.

Aubrie: You may call your first witness, Barbara.

Barbara: I Call ....

[TBC by Neko Only]

[TheNewNeko]

Barbara: Your honor, I call Kandice Dwyer to the stand...

(Kandice takes the stand)

Barbara: State your name and occupation for the record.

Kandice: My name is Kandice Dwyer. I'm a part-time DJ, college student and cheerleader.

Barbara: Did you partake in a paintball tournament recently?

Kandice: Yes, and your honor, it was a lot of fun.

Barbara: What were you doing it for?

Kandice: $100,000 in cash and control of the city.

Barbara: You are known as "La Fantasma" or "The Specter", correct?

Kandice: Yes ma'am. I set a personal record of 48 kills with a combination of stealth and seduction.

Barbara: Do you think that the opposing side would be upset with a kill count of roughly one-sixth of the Spartan Army?

Kandice: I imagine so. Preston actually pulled out his gun and his special death balls, as well as making a contract on my life.

Barbara: And how much was this contract for?

Kandice: It eventually went up to $35,000 on the stipulation that I was being corroded by Hydrofluoric Acid.

Barbara: Is Hydrofluoric Acid legal in paintball matches?

Kandice: If used, it can dissolve clothes, skin and bones in one single setting, and can cause nervous system damage as well as death in large doses.

Barbara: Really? That's disturbing. No more questions.

Aubrie Lemon: Counsel...

Chris Wylde: Kandice, did you or did you not illegally acquire a necklace from the Richardson Residence during the paintball game?

Barbara: Objection! Irrelevant. Even if Kandice was a thief, that's not relevant to whether Preston has hydrofluoric acid or not.

Aubrie Lemon: Sustained. Keep to the line of questioning.

Chris: Have you seen him fire a paintball made of the material?

Kandice: If I had, I'd have to go to the hospital.

Chris: So how do you know that he didn't have them planted on him?

Kandice: I can't say authoritatively that wasn't the case, but did you expect him to keep a receipt around?

Chris: Doesn't matter. All I need is reasonable doubt... I rest my case.

Barbara: Your honor, I call...

(TBC, preferably by Nate or Stephanie)

[fandude41]

Barbara: I call a Mrs. Jamie Peach to the stand.

(Jamie takes the stand)

Barbara: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you?

Jamie: I do.

Barbara: State your name and occupation for the record.

Jamie: Jamie Peach, I am the Announcer for Double Dare on GSN15.

Barbara: What was your role in the match?

Jamie: I wasn't. I was kidnapped by the defendant, and he threatened to fire one of those acidic paintballs at me if I didn't lure five people he wanted to fire them into.

Barbara: Did you have anything on you?

Jamie: No. The defendant stripped me down to my undergarments. Needless to say, if I got hit by the acid, I will not be here today.

Chris Wylde: OBJECTION! She's lying under oath!

Aubrie: Overruled. Was there surveillance in the area where you were kept hostage?

Jamie: More cameras than the "Big Brother" House, your honor.

Aubrie: Does the prosecution have the video footage proving the witness' statement?

Barbara: We do.

(Hands a DVD to the Bailiff, Labeled "Sector 9 Footage", Aubrie hands it to the Jury)

Barbara: Did the defendant's paintball gun look any different to any one's in the match?

Jamie: His was Sterling Silver.

Barbara: What other seven did the Defendant want to fire an acid ball into?

Jamie: Neko, Trotter, Claudia, Kandice, and My Husband.

Barbara: Is your husband here, Mrs. Peach?

Jamie: He is.

Barbara: What importance does your husband have that Preston hated?

Jamie: He paintballed 21 of his fellow Spartans.

Barbara: No Further questions your honor.

(TBC by Neko)

[TheNewNeko]

Barbara: Your honor, I call Claudia Perez to the stand...

::Claudia nervously takes the stand::

Barbara: Just relax, Claudia and answer the questions truthfully.

Claudia: I'll try, ma'am.

Barbara: Okay... let me ask you something... do you know the defendant?

Claudia: Preston Richardson? Oh yeah, I know him, far too well...

Barbara: Do you know if he would buy Hydrofluoric Acid.

Claudia: Not only do I know he'd buy it, he told me himself that he was going to get me any way possible.

Barbara: interesting. And when did he tell you this?

Claudia: About 9:30 at night on the 24th of February. He snuck into my locker room as I was the last one in there and forced himself on me at the time.

Chris Wylde: OBJECTION! The defendant is not on trial for rape here.

Judge Aubrie Lemon: I'll allow it but only in relation to how he mentioned the hydrofluoric acid. What did he say?

Claudia: Your honor, while he was standing over me, he said he'd gain respect by any means possible and that he didn't care what he had to resort to.

Barbara: A little bit vague but does have the touch of a person that would resort to illegal activities to win a match. Your witness.

Chris: What do you think of the defendant, Ms. Perez?

Barbara: OBJECTION! If what Claudia said was true, then she obviously isn't going to ask him out to dinner.

Aubrie: Sustained. I think we know there's no love lost between these two.

Claudia: I'll answer. I didn't even know or care who he was until the 24th of February.

Chris: Is it possible that your antics may have been modified by what happened?

Claudia: No, not at all... You know, debasing a person who was recently the victim of an assault is a really low tactic.

Chris: Move to strike, she's forming an opinion.

Aubrie: Alright. Claudia, please try to be respectful. I know you've been through a lot.

Chris: Did you see Hydrofluoric acid in his house?

Claudia: No, but Kandice did. She set up a video tape to give to the jury...

Barbara: Exhibit 65, your honor... ::Barbara smiles:: A DVD of Preston opening up a case with 10 hydrofluoric acid balls...

Chris: I have no further questions, your honor...

(TBC...)