GSN City: The Next Generation

[palmercomm]

All right, this is where the saga continues.

[TheNewNeko]

Neko: So we have to settle everyone in here for 2011. Let's do a massive New Year's Party for GSN 15 and the people of GSN City to celebrate it's arrival here on the new board!

Kandice: Great idea! Now all we need to do is send out the invitations!

Jamie: I can help with that! I got a couple of addresses of the people here and they'll bring in friends and acquaintances!

(TBC...)

[tpirrules19]

*Goes into a restaurant and notices a report on GSN News Network*

Reporter: Breaking news! Mayor Neko has announced a New Year's Party for the new city! Details to follow...

TPIRrules: Sweet! I'd like to go and get reacquainted with this place and its people!

[racingchick1020]

*Mandy walks into one of the city's coffee shops and posts a flyer on the bulletin board.*

Patron #1: On January 1st, 2011... Five Below Ice Rink brings to you the first annual charity hockey tournament.

Patron #2: For more information, please call the Five Below Ice Rink or this phone number...

*A phone number is written below the information. Hidden because I'm not pulling a Tommy Tutone.*

[TBC, preferrably by Neko]

[palmercomm]

(at Trotters)

Del Boy: That was some tournament we had a few days ago, huh?

John: You're telling me. I never saw so many celebrities on the ice in my life. Everybody who was anybody was there. I think I even saw Lady Gaga.

Del Boy: Lady Gaga? Never heard of her.

John: Casey told me about her. She's supposed to be outrageous. Probably the same as me. (just then, the customers start piling in)

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(at KTFT-FM)

Casey: We're giving away $2,011 in our New Year Giveaway! The moment you hear the Mystery Song, be the 11th caller at [insert telephone number here]. If you can identify the artist, we'll give you $2,011! Here's a clip of the song.

(plays clip of song)

I'll give you a hint, we'll play it at 20:11 military time. Good luck!

[circlegirl]

*Back at GSN15*

Jamie: The New Directions Center opens to record numbers, the opening bash at Riordan Beach was a major success, and the 12 Games of Christmas exceeded my wildest dreams! This is just too phenomenal, I don't know how we're going to top this!

Stephanie: Believe me, Jamie, you're going to find a way. Speaking of the party, I've never seen you party that hard before. Wasn't Matt's concert amazing?

Jamie: It certainly was, he's got an amazing talent and a real gift for music. That song he sang at the end of the show, the one he wrote, now that was incredible!

Stephanie: I know, it really spoke to me. He's the male lead on a hit TV show, and yet most people know him more as the character he plays. So the message of the song was quite clear - almost as if he was baring his soul for all to see

Jamie: He and the rest of the Glee cast are always a real treat to have in the City, I'd love to have them back someday soon

[TBC]

[TheNewNeko]

(Meanwhile, at Naked News 35)

Tania North: Pete Sanchez is up to no good again.

Tracey Chan: What do you mean?

Tania North: We may have to keep him from getting access to GSN 15's files and our files.

Tracey Chan: What are you talking about?

Tania: Remember the winner of the $100,000 Towel Run on December 19?

Tracey: Of course! She's our newest Anchor... Jennifer Nelson.

Tania: That's right! Do you have her driver's license?

Tracey: Human Resources should have it.

Tania: Get it, and fax it to the FCC...

Tracey: Why?

Tania: When was Jennifer's b-day?

Tracey: December 2, 1992...

Tania: So that's what he's doing... Get that license to our friends at the FCC by the end of the day.

Tracey: Okay, but why?

Tania: Pete is going to try to leak a false report that Jennifer was born on December 22 of 1992. That would make Jennifer three days shy of her 18th birthday when the $100,000 Towel Run was aired, hence illegal.

Tracey: And the negative PR could cause the show... but Jamie has her driver's license, doesn't she?

Tania: Yes, and so does Jennifer. But you know the sensational media. Plus I'm the one in charge of keeping tabs on Pete and his antics.

Tracey: Got it. I'll go to the H.R. Department right now. What are you going to do?

Tania: I'm going to take control of Pete's TV in his cell and tune it into GSN 15 with no volume or power control... ::grins::

(TBC...)

[fandude41]

[Long overdue bump]

Pete: Excellent... my plan to ruin GSN 15 is going smoothly. I love my penmanship.

(His Phone Rings, he answers)

Pete: No Deal!

Voice: Pete... We know what you're doing. We have eyes everywhere.

Pete: Very funny Julie Chen.

Voice: Who's Julie Chen? That name is poison around here!

Pete: Who ELSE likes watching people with cameras?

Voice: Security guards, People wanting to send in videos to AFV to win $100,000....

Pete: I get the bloody point. What's going on?

Voice: Turn on your TV.. Nevermind.. I'll do it for you.

(Static forms on Pete's old 80's Cell Phone, then a Picture solidifies to show Klax, at a loud volume)

Pete: How the hell?

*Attempts to change channels, but to no avail*

Voice: Tut Tut there Peter. Don't you know TV is bad for your health?

Pete: What do you want with me?

Voice: Come clean. You know where to find me.

(*Voice hangs up, a long dial tone plays*)

Pete: Great. I'm being stalked by Big Brother. What a load of *Explosion SFX from TV*!

TV: KLAX! Filmed at GSN15 Studios. All contestants were notified of the rules and are eligible of this taping. Stay tuned for Hollywood Squares with Stephanie, NEXT.

Pete: Who else hates me besides my public? My fate awaits..

[TBC]

[fandude41]

[At GSN City Studios, lot 14]

(Slate)
Double Dare (St. Patrick's Special)
VTR: 3/6/2011
ATR: 3/17/2011


Nate: On your marks!

(Red team stands ready with mud gak balls)

Nate: Get set!

(Blue team, also stands ready)

Nate: GO!

(Both teams throw Mud gak at their respective containers)

Jamie P.: These two teams are going green to see who would be the first one to soak the ground to grow their garden of Green Roses! Who has a Green thumb tonight?

Nate: It's neck and neck, Both teams are about even... who will fill their garden with mud first? It's going to be a close race...

(Bell SFX)

Nate: Blue team has it!

Jamie P.: Welcome to Double Dare! Here's your host, the man with an Irish Setter for a pet... Fandude (Nate)!

Nate: Thank you Jamie! Welcome to a St. Patrick's Day special. Where we have the Luck of the Irish, and almost everything is Green or have some Green involved. We can't have any pinching! On my right side, they are Dressed in Blue with $50.. Meet the Green Jets!

(Teammates: Sara H. and Greg L.)

Nate: So how are you two tonight?

(However, on the other side of GSN city, it is not as Energetic)

Pete: Meet at the House on the end of Wylde street....

(Pete enters, door slams shut behind him and locks)

Voice: Have a seat Pete.. Right over there...

(A chair is shown under a lamp)

Pete: Here we go..

(Banker Story TBC By Neko, Preferably)

[TheNewNeko]

(in the room)

Voice: So Pete, how's prison life treating you?

Pete: Ugh, showers set to 39F, TV set to full volume with no control. It's like someone's watching me.

Voice: In a way, someone is... I've been monitoring your activities since 2007. I'm going to be honest with you. I like your ideas, but you just haven't stepped them up a notch.

Pete: Alright, tell me who you are!

Voice: Someone who has more money than you will ever imagine and everyone in the world seems to hate.

Pete: Donald Trump?

Voice: Do I sound like I have a bad rug on my head?

Pete: Why are you calling me here?

Voice: You need someone to bankroll your diabolical ideas. That's what I think.

Pete: And if I don't agree?

Voice: Your sentence will continue. Right now you're a free man because of my influence. I'm going to bankroll your three biggest, and most sadistic ideas yet.

Pete: And they are?

Voice: Well, first we have to take care of your radio and TV station rival, Stephanie Circlegirl. As we speak, my operatives are wiring $9.6 million into her account. If they trace it, they'll find the money stolen from Star 95.3, the station that Jamie Steiner owns.

Pete: So it looks like she's stealing from her own company?

Voice: Good. You're learning. As for Nate, well, word's going to spread about his wife.

Pete: What about his wife?

Voice: Let's just say that we swapped her urine test with one of a woman who ate 8 poppy seed bagels prior to taking the test. Jamie Peach will be testing positive for opium.

Pete: How you gonna get Neko?

Voice: Neko is the toughest nut to crack. He's got a high approval rating in every group except one -- 10-15 year olds.

Pete: Why's he so unpopular?

Voice: Think about it. Some of them are huge Justin Bieber fans.

Pete: You're really diabolical.

Voice: Neko's gonna get a new fan. A Chinese girl by the name of Cassandra Yeoh. 15 years old.

Pete: That won't work.

Voice: Sure it will. I gave her a fake ID to show her age as 18, and I gave her family $10,000 to buy out her services. His girlfriend is polyamorous. She's known for organizing wild insane parties. Cassandra goes to one and Chris Hanson will be knocking on his door.

Pete: You're really twisted. Who are you? Dr. Evil?

Voice: ::laughs:: Dr. Evil's got nothing on me. I am the person who was most hated in the game show world.... ::walks through the door revealing himself as the Banker from Deal or No Deal:: Consider yourself lucky, Mr. Sanchez. You're actually seeing the man who made everyone's life miserable for several years on Deal or No Deal. ::laughs:: Now do you want to work with me, or not?

Pete: Alright. I'm in. Can my associate, Chloe Halford help?

Banker: Yes, just make sure that she's not a burden. If she looks like she's gonna screw up, get rid of her...

(TBC...)

[fandude41]

(Back at GSN city Studios)

Jamie S.: Jamie, can I talk to you for a second?

Jamie P.: Sure.

Jamie S.: After the taping, we have to let you go.. I got a call from Drug Screening that you tested positive for Opium.

Jamie P.: How in the?

Jamie S.: Poppy Seeds. Because I'm a nice person, I'll let you finish this taping as this happened Pre factum. But when the winners are crowned, you'll be out of a job. Understand?

Jamie P.: Yes Jamie. Perfectly.

(She returns to her podium, Nate takes his place on the Double Dare logo center-stage, "DD Return from Break" intro plays)

Nate: Welcome back to Double Dare, this is round 2, where the rules are the same as round 1, but the dollar amounts are doubled, but when this sound is played..

(Buzz Buzz)

Nate: It means I left the turkey in the oven too long. Seriously, it means the game is over. We have The Green Jets in the lead with $500, the Green Stones right behind with $400. It's any teams game. We have Sara and Chris setting pretty with goggles on.. I bet you're wondering what the catch is.

Sara and Chris: Yes.

Nate: We got a bucket of Green Gak above each of you, When I say go, your partners will turn the crank, which will have a 4 leaf clover rise up, up, up until it tips the bucket, and Gak comes raining down. Any questions?

Chris R.:: How cold is that Gak?

Nate: I've been told about 45 degrees. Not that bad. On your marks, Get set, GO!

(Greg and Laura both turn their respective cranks as fast as they can, each clover being neck-in-neck of each other)

Nate: Holy cow, it's neck and neck, we could have a tie here.. Greg's team.. no! Laura's team has the lead.. It's going to be too close to call!

(Both Buckets fall at the same time, Bells go off)

Nate: Who got it? Green Stones gets the $100 and we have a tie game! Watch your step please!

(DD drumbeats play)

Nate: Now this is a game! Tie Score, $500 to $500. Green Stones has control of this $100 Question.

"If you kiss the Blarney stone, what is said you'll get in Return?"

(Greg and Laura whisper to each other)

Laura R.: Dare.

Nate: Now worth $200. What do you get when you kiss the Blarney Stone?

Greg L.: Double Dare.

Nate: For $400 Green Stones, What do you get when you kiss the Blarney Stone?

Laura R. The gift of gab?

Nate: IS RIGHT for $400!

*Applause, score changes on Eggcrate LED display*

($900-$500)

Nate: Next question for the Green Stones...

(At GSN City hall, Neko is on the phone, a Knock is heard)

Neko: Come in!

(A figure comes in, Bows in Neko's Direction, Neko bows back)

Cassandra: Need another party girl?

Neko: Not in my office, but we could use some Party Girls on the beaches.

Cassandra: Here's my papers.

(Hands over her [Forged] Driver's License to Neko)

Neko: Welcome aboard. See you at the next party.

(She leave, Kandice enters)

Neko: Did you meet the newest Party Girl?

Kandice: I did, but something doesn't seem right.

Neko: What do you mean?

Kandice: Nine times out of 10, this is legit, party girls coming here looking for a place to get rid of college stress..

Neko: Get to the point!

Kandice: She didn't seem right. I got a bad vibe from passing her in the hall..

(TBC by Neko ONLY)

[TheNewNeko]

Neko: Are you sure about that?

Kandice: Uh, yeah. I have no problem with Asian girls, but there's just something about her that doesn't seem right...

Neko: I understand. She seemed a bit too eager. I mean we all want to get down and party, but... I mean usually it takes talking to people and stuff and friend recommendations. This woman just came in, said nothing and wanted to party.

Kandice: I don't remember her from my high school class, unless she transferred in after I graduated.

Neko: That's right. You were GSN High, Class of 2008. When you guys led that protest three years ago, it was big. I mean the freshmen had to know, right? And they're seniors now.

Kandice: You're right! I can still check with my friends that are still there and find out about this girl. What's her name?

Neko: Cassandra Yeoh. Talk to the seniors in your high school and see if they know anything about this girl. If she goes to the school, I want to find out what grade she is and what teachers she has...

Kandice: Oh, you have SO got it. I haven't been back to the high school since I graduated but I feel like making a return visit...

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Meanwhile: Stephanie goes to make a transaction...

Balance: $9,601,014.82

Stephanie: Oh My God. There must be a problem with the bank's computers. I gotta call them.

::Phone rings::

Jamie Steiner: Stephanie, something's wrong. There's money missing from the revenue coffers of Star 95.3...

Stephanie: How much?

Jamie Steiner: Roughly $9 and a half million dollars, maybe $9.6 million. Do you know anything about it?

Stephanie: Uh... no, I don't. Honestly.

Jamie: Well, keep me posted. I'm going to try to find that missing money. ::hangs up::

Stephanie: I know I didn't take that money. Let me see if I can work with Tania North to see who actually is behind this...

(TBC...)

[fandude41]

(At GSN City High, Kandice Arrives in the office)

Kandice: Visitor's pass please.

Secretary: For you, one is not needed. Go on, but don't tell anyone I did this.

Kandice: Thank you!

(As she leaves the office, a group of Seniors spot her)

Jeff: There she is!

Erik: Right on time!

Kandice: I got some questions for you...

(Meanwhile, at her home, Stephanie makes a call)

Automated voice: You have reached the call service...

Stephanie: Come on..

(She hits '0' Rapidly)

Automated Voice: Please wait while we connect you to an agent.

(TBC by Neko, I've got nothing)

[TheNewNeko]

Kandice: Guys, I need to know if you know anything about a Cassandra Yeoh. I don't remember her in the freshman class when I was in school.

Jeff: You know, Jenna would know...

::the group walks towards the cafeteria where the seniors are eating lunch::

Kandice: Jenna! Holy (s-bomb) girl! No longer a B cup, I see.

Jenna: It is you, Kandice! God, I remember when you organized that protest here three years ago. Things have been so much better. You know, Principal Dalton still talks about you!

Kandice: He's such a nice guy. Listen, I need some information from you.

Jenna: Anything!

Kandice: Is there anyone in your class named Cassandra Yeoh?

Jenna makes a face

Kandice: You know her?

Jenna: Oh God yes, I know her. We've had quite a few "disagreements" over the months.

Kandice: Disagreements? Over what?

Jenna: Cassandra is the Vice President of the Justin Bieber fan club here.

Kandice: ::laughs:: 18 and she STILL listens to Bieber? ::chuckles::

Jenna: 18? She's a freshman.

Kandice: Really?

Jenna: Yep. She's not 18, I think she's like 15 and she thinks she's gonna be the next Mrs. Justin Bieber. Hell, 90% of the fan club are freshmen. By the time they become juniors or seniors, they've moved on to real music.

Kandice: Jenna, I love you. You have given me so much information I could use. Thank you so much. Hey, you gonna come to one of Neko's parties?

Jenna: You've never invited me before.

Kandice: You've never been 18 before. ::

Jenna: ooooooohhhhh... So what are you gonna do?

Kandice: I'm going to let Mayor Neko know immediately about this so-called partygoer and her true intentions. I think she's trying to get the mayor recalled and have the Biebs as our new mayor.

Jenna: Oh God, could you imagine how much this town would suck with HIM as the mayor?

Kandice: Yes I do. I've held for years that no one over 15 can stand him. You guys wanna come with me?

Jenna: What are you doing?

Kandice: I'm setting up a trap. I have a feeling that whoever set Cassandra up to recall Neko isn't working alone.

Jenna: So what would you have me do?

Kandice: Jenna, you're about my height and weight. You could pass for me. Why don't you get in my MX-5 Miata and I'll take the car you're driving to Neko's office?

Jenna: Wouldn't they shoot me?

Kandice: Why? A former student going back to visit his friends? Besides that, Dalton's probably got this place run a lot better than Sciuto did.

Jenna: I mean while I'm coming back to Neko's?

Kandice: I don't think so. They might suspect something if they see my car, but once they see you're a current student coming home, they'll be perplexed. Take my MX-5 and drive home. I'll pick up the car later tonight.

Jenna: Okay. I'm driving a 1995 Ford Escort. White. Has pink fuzzy dice in the rear view mirror.

Kandice: Got it. ::the two exchange keys as Kandice goes to leave::

(TBC...)

[fandude41]

(Kandice goes to the Parking lot)

Kandice: White Ford Escort... AH!

(She Unlocks the car, slides in)

Kandice: Stick.. Good thing I know how to drive one. Have to warn Neko that it's a trap...

(She Drives home, few moments later, School lets out)

Jenna: Okay, MX-5...

(She spots the car)

Jenna: *Whistles* Hope I can handle this much power.

(Jenna gets in the car, buckles up, starts engine)

Jenna: Listen to that Baby Purr!

(She drives to her own house)

[Meanwhile, back at GSN15 Studios]

Nate: You Okay Jam-Jam?

Jamie P. : Well, yes and no.

Nate: I saw you and Jamie Steiner talking.

Jamie P. : After this taping, I'm fired. I tested positive for opium from Poppy Seeds.

Nate: Don't you go in a sneeze fit around them?

Jamie P.: Yes! I don't get that.

Nate: Go to the medical center after this, and have them fax a copy to Jamie S. Seems like there was a Mix-up. I'll talk to her after the show.

(TBC by Neko)